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2026 Movies

November 21, 2025 @ (Los Angels)

2026 movie releases
Wicked 3: enough of this shit already.
John Wick: put him outta his misery.
James Bond: another one again?
Spider Man 4: for fuck sakes.
Fantastic Four: not again.
Batman: I miss my daddy.
Deadpool 3: 3 tit special.
Total Recall: what's real what's Ai?
Fast and furious: graveyard racers.
Dunkirk: the rise of mechanical Hitler.
Pacific rim 3: more bad cgi.
Godzilla vs cock 3.
Sharknado 6: you keep asking for it.
Scooby doo: Shaggys meth addiction.
Transformers 8: transgenderwars.
Star warS: men take back the galaxy.
Call of duty: white cops.

Eazyano HoK

November 18, 2025 @ (Pallet town)

Tags: Funny

Eazyano hok Was a famous Toronto rapper residing in an area called Parkdale, Toronto, Canada. He is originally born in Ghana and moved here in his teens where he got into trouble with the law many times. In 2011 the government tried to deport him but he fought the case and was able to stay, he joined the brutal street gang HOK aka Heart of a king and sold drugs, stole cars, and was involved in a prostitution ring as well as murda. In 2016 Eazyano was hired by the TPS (Toronto Police Service) as an informant to bring down HOK, eazyano was also crazy in the streets, one of his homies got popped by an IDS man AND sizzlac filmed his video in the Same alley eazyano did, so eazy took this as a diss and killed Sizzlac. It is estimated that Eazyano has a body count of 4 .... or more... When HOK was raided eazyano was able to do next to no jail time since he was an informant that helped bring them down, for his protection he was deported back to his home country, there are documents online that show his deportation for all his crimes, but the major factor was to keep him safe from HOK, as before this the government wasn't serious on him being deported.
He now lives in Ghana with some wild tales to tell such as being a Toronto rapper, a police narcotics informant and a gangster.
Yo yo man that guy is almost as much of a snitch as Eazyano or 69.

TV Programmm

November 17, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Thanos, god, extinction, deletion, disrespect

TV Programmm: Tonight |
6pm Black hole 2.
7pm twinkle twinkle little twink.
8pm this Hole isn’t mine.
9pm Holey moley.
9:30pm Tattoo Nightmares UK,
10pm My son Adolf.
1030pm My strange addiction to midget porn.
11pm Cousin network the dating guide.

Timo And The Motherfuckers

November 17, 2025 @ (Gotham City)

Tags: Cousin love, Cousin, Family dating, I dated my cousin, oops, genepool Gem

these niqqas they roll with
— coolest white boiz youve seen — were talking sick chicks, killer steeze, tattoos, motorcycles, spray tans, ankle monitors, mental illnesses, the whole 9 yards.

-Timo and the motherfuckers

The Adventures Of Man Bun Milos

November 17, 2025 @ (Eastern European )

Tags: European, Europe, man bun, pony tail, fondle , gay toilet sex

Motherfucker! The adventures of man bun milos is not an internet personality it is a real person!
He is a fucken Slavic music manager from eastern European who lives in Montreal

MiGOS ATL

November 10, 2025 @ (Atlanta )

Tags: Migos ATL, Rap, tactical, sleazy, ATL, OTF, YRN

We been givin' too many niggas these passes (too many)
Fuck it, drop a bag and cash it (fuck it)
Who gonna press 'em the fastest? (who?)
Extendo barrel elastic, new attachment, shit get tactic (tactical)

The Adventures Of Man Bun Milos

November 09, 2025 @ (Eastern European )

Tags: Rich, party, daddy, daddy's credit card, rich parents, retard, California

The Adventures of Man Bun Milos" does not appear to be a published book or a well-known fictional story. Search results suggest the phrase is used as a recurring internet personality or a username for a specific individual, possibly a Slavic music manager in Montreal, who comments or posts on various forums and social media.
It is most likely an informal, self-assigned title used in specific online contexts rather than a formal publication.
While there are books with titles like Man Bun or Milo's Adventures, none match the exact phrase "The Adventures of Man Bun Milos" as a recognized literary work.

Evil Santa

November 09, 2025 @ (North Pole )

Tags: Santa, Christmas, niggas

Here comes Santa Claus,
here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane, knife in hand.
He's got a bag that's filled with liqour for boys and girls again
Hear those ballsacks jingle jangle, oh what a beautiful sight
So jump in bed and cover your head, 'cause Santa Claus is gonna slay you tonight

Evil Santa

A-Z

November 06, 2025 @ (USA)

Tags: sad break up, rejection

https://azillion.substack.com/p/if-you-see-this

Quintessentially Dan

November 05, 2025 @ (Eastern European )

Tags: Ai

Facebook dating was a nightmare.
So many meet ups and dates with fucked in the head woman.
Until Sarah met me.
I'm pretty sure she was an AI but we clicked.