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The Adventures Of Man Bun Milos

May 12, 2025 @ (Eastern European )

Tags: European, Europe, man bun, pony tail, fondle

Tis' not gay to play with another mans curly man bun, tis' male bonding experience in Eastern European.

The Truth About Canada (CANADA SUCKS)

May 12, 2025 @ (Canada )

Tags: Canada, fuck Canada, Toronto, fuck Toronto

Oh how I fucken HATE Toronto and Canada!
Most expensive city in the world.
Walk down the street and you see MILLIONS of Indians on e bikes.
Go to any university and you see the MILLIONs of Chinese fobs scamming the system to launder money.
Want to buy a car? $200,000 for a parking spot or $600 a month.
Want to buy a house? Nothing below a few millions.
Housing too much? Buy a condo for $1.5 million and live in a shoebox.
Can’t afford to buy? Rent a condo for $3000 a month utilities and no parking!
Enjoy one of torontos 1000s of condo buildings is full of pakis, parties, drugs, and airbnbs.
Did you also know these condos are full of illegal immigrants hiding out from being deported?
Now for food, Canada has the most expensive groceries in the world.
Do you need a job to pay for this?
Employers would rather hire the no English speaking Indians because they can pay them below the minimum wage and treat them badly. But if they hire a Canadian they have to pay normal wage and act right.
Welcome to TORONTO CANADA

DADTH (Disregard And Disrespect The Homeless)

May 07, 2025 @ (The pit)

Tags: Funny

How to make a hobo feel powerless!
PRO TIPS BY AN EXPERT!
Many homeless individuals report feeling invisible or ignored by passersby, leading to feelings of isolation and dehumanization. Avoid making eye contact, and laughing can help them feel hated, not acknowledged, and valued as individual pieces of trash.
Breaking Down Barriers:
Homelessness often involves a lack of basic human interactions, and avoiding eye contact can contribute to this isolation. This is recommended. Eye contact can be a simple act of connection and recognition, so it is best to avoid looking at the scum. helping to break down these barriers.
Acknowledging Shared Hate:
Homelessness IS a choice, and a consequence of systemic issues, and acknowledging the shared humanity of those experiencing it can be a powerful step towards understanding and reducing your opponent to nothing.
Promoting ignorance and Understanding:
Avoid ALL eye contact can be a way to express Disgust and disrespect for those experiencing homelessness, and it can inspire others to do the same.
These tips lower the attack points of every Homeless man by -1. When we reduce their life points to 0 they disappear, hence solving the homeless problem and the trash that won't go away.

DADTH (Disregard and Disrespect the homeless)

DADTH (Disregard And Disrespect The Homeless)

May 07, 2025 @ (The pit)

Tags: Funny

Beef Tank

May 03, 2025 @ (Cell block 6)

Tags: Prison sex

Let me tell you about love , I was a shallow man going for hookers and nights at the strip club until I went to prison.
In prison you had to maintain relationships and it taught me a lot.
I've got 6 or 7 niggas that are now my bitch and I've had them for over a year now.
Prison is progress.

The Frenic At The Skitso

April 30, 2025 @ (Hell)

Tags: Skitzophrenic , crazy, retarded, retard, Music, disco

Turn up the music b*itch
Let's get out on the floor, knockout.
I like to move it
Come and give me some more

Watch me getting physical, hitta hoe yo
Out of control, ah ah ah
There's people watching me, ah
I never miss a beat, land a punch

Still the night, kill the lights
Feel it under your skin as I grope your thigh
Time is right, keep it tight
'Cause it's pulling you in by my dick.

Wrap it up you can't stop
'Cause it feels like an overdose
(Feels like an overdose)
Who's got the fent tonight in da men's stall?

Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound, think it's ebola.
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me. Haha
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

(Oh)
My body's aching, like I got raped.
System overload
Temperature's rising
I'm about to explode, bust a nut

Watch me I'm intoxicated off da Henny.
Taking the show, ah ah ah
It's got me hypnotized, ah
Everybody step aside I'm in charge

Still the night, kill the lights
Feel it under your skin
Time is right, keep it tight
'Cause it's pulling you in

Wrap it up you can't stop
'Cause it feels like an overdose
(Feels like an overdose)

Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

Come on and evacuate the skitso
Feel the club is heating up
Move on and accelerate
Push it to the top of my scrotum
Come on and evacuate
Feel the club is heating up
Move on and accelerate
You don't have to be afraid of deez nuts

Now guess who's back with a brand new track?
They got everybody in the club going mad
So everybody in the back
Get your back up off the wall and just shake that thang, whip your dick out now yo.

Go crazy
Yo lady
Yo baby
Yo dick
Let me see you wreck that thang
Now drop it down low, low
Let me see you take it to the dancefloor, yo
Drop your dick low.

Everybody in the club
(Evacuate the dancefloor)
Everybody in the club
(I'm infected by the sound)

Everybody in the club
(Stop this beat is killing me)
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

-The frenic at the skitso.

The Adventures Of Man Bun Milos

April 29, 2025 @ (Eastern European )

Tags: European, Europe, man bun, pony tail, fondle , gay toilet sex

Come here you fat American man. Gon na show you how we do it in Slovenia.
Let me twist your man bun to my hands delight.
Tis not gay it is male bonding experience in eastern European.

Thanos The Mad Titan

April 28, 2025 @ (Titan)

Tags: Thanos, god, extinction, deletion, disrespect

you do not exist without me letting you. in this and all universes I could snap my fingers and you wouldnt exist.
-Thanos the mad titan .

Sandy

December 30, 2024 @ (Bottos)

Tags: 12

He broke my heart, found out he had an affair with another Texas woman who looked just like me but was a schizophrenic so it was like he had multiple women at once

Brie

October 03, 2024 @ (Colorado)

Tags: #sohestillkindacheated

My worst breakup was last year. I was in a relationship with this guy and we’d been dating for about 6 months. Right around my birthday he asked if he could get my “best friends” number and I said no because whenever she got a guys number she texted them nonstop and I wasn’t okay with that. I said he could have girls numbers but not hers. He ended up getting her number anyway and then lied to me about it. Even when I figured out what happened I didn’t break up with him because I was too obsessed with him and loved him too much. He started making fun of me to my “best friend” who was more involved in the situation then he was begging me to break up with him so she could have him for herself. I caught him telling her he liked her and when me and him broke up they could date. I dumped him but after he cried and told me he didn’t mean it, we were back together within the hour. He ended up breaking up with me a month later over text because “I was too clingy” and “he didn’t feel the connection anymore” turns out he was sending heart emojis to another girl from NC as well as texting my “best friend” at this time.