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Ryan Reynolds

May 10, 2026 @ (Canada )

Tags: Cousin love, Cousin, Family dating, I dated my cousin, oops, genepool Gem

this woman is about as subtle as a GUNN! -Ryan Reynolds

TV Programmm

April 17, 2026 @ (Hell)

Tags: Cousin love, Cousin, Family dating, I dated my cousin, oops, genepool Gem

PGA TOUR "The Masters" 2026 live on CBS Sports from Georgia.

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Eddie Brock

March 24, 2026 @ (Gotham City)

Tags: Cousin love, Cousin, Family dating, I dated my cousin, oops, genepool Gem

Eyes! Lungs! Pancreas! So many snacks, so little time!

Eddie Brock

March 24, 2026 @ (San Quentin Prison)

Tags: Cousin love, Cousin, Family dating, I dated my cousin, oops, genepool Gem

Do you know what always cheers me up in the morning, Eddie?
Sausages and brains. I say “ee-ther” And I say “eye-ther” I say “nee-ther” , Ee-ther, eye-ther Nee-ther, ny-ther, Let’s call The whole thing off ,Ow! Ow, ow. Ouch. Ow.
Po-tah-toes , I like to-may-toes And I like to-mah-to , Po-tay-toes, po-tah-toes To-may-toes, to-mah-toes , Let’s call The whole thing off , Cheer up, old pal, And, oh, if we call We call the whole thing off , then we must part
Are you pen pals with an ant?
Whoa, listen to this.
-Eddie Brock.

TV Programmm

November 17, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Thanos, god, extinction, deletion, disrespect

TV Programmm: Tonight |
6pm Black hole 2.
7pm twinkle twinkle little twink.
8pm this Hole isn’t mine.
9pm Holey moley.
9:30pm Tattoo Nightmares UK,
10pm My son Adolf.
1030pm My strange addiction to midget porn.
11pm Cousin network the dating guide.

Timo And The Motherfuckers

November 17, 2025 @ (Gotham City)

Tags: Cousin love, Cousin, Family dating, I dated my cousin, oops, genepool Gem

these niqqas they roll with
— coolest white boiz youve seen — were talking sick chicks, killer steeze, tattoos, motorcycles, spray tans, ankle monitors, mental illnesses, the whole 9 yards.

-Timo and the motherfuckers

Joe Crow

June 20, 2022 @ (Bronx)

Tags: Long Term Breakup

I met a cousin sister in 1992. She stated that she felt so close to me. She asked me to write letters to her. She later got married and her husband wrote a letter with her. I sent one final letter and it was not answered. I sent a Christmas card. In 1995, she gave a phone call to speak to her parents and sibling. Her sister told her that I was there and handed the phone to me to speak. My cousin sister hung up on me. Her mother claimed that she called back to say that I was invited. My mother told me that this was lie. In 1994, my father visited India and told his brother that I was expecting a letter form her. There was no answer. When I visited India, her father claimed that my cousin sister was there the day before and her mother claimed that this person was interested in seeing and was looking for days off from her teaching job to be with me. My mother told me not to believe this. The next year, I went to India again to get married. I was thinking of contacting her. My mother pointed out that there was no need to contact someone who hung up me. My mother told me that the sister could easily call me if she wanted to. As my relatives kept talking about her, I could not get her out of my mind because I had a feeling that she was in neighboring state. When my parents drove me through the streets, I looked at different houses, wondering irrationally if my cousin sister was somewhere in one of those. I talked to myself angrily since my parents would not allow me to visit her. My dad would constantly break down the bathroom door to try to stop my habit. My dad would talk about how I would feel better after I got married. The reality is that I still miss the chemistry of the previous relationship. My wife listens but does not have much to say to me. On an average day, my son and daughter say nothing to me. My children act as if my dad is the dad instead of me. It have not seen any of my relatives since 1998. I do not understand why people are so upset about Trump's travel ban when I have been banned by my own parents from seeing my own relatives in my native country. I see my cousin sister in my dreams. I had a feeling that I would see her after my parents die. Now there is a feeling that I will die before them. I have not been allowed by them to leave the state of NY for the past 20 years. Even though I have a driver's license, I am no longer allowed to drive the family car. I have to accept the fact that I may never see my relatives ever again.

Destiny Mullins

July 30, 2020 @ (Vicco, Kentucky)

Tags: Saddest thing I've ever experienced

First of all, we're gonna put some back story in here.
It wasn't me, but it was my ex bestfriend (who we'll call Jessica) and her ex boyfriend (Noah). Now, please note that they had sex the first night they met, so it obviously wasn't gonna last. But, basically, Noah was kinda a player. He went around from girl to girl without a care in the world...until he met Jessica. They are both really great people, they come out as assholes sometimes, but they have big hearts. A few weeks after they met, Jessica got pregnant. So, since Noah's parents were really religious, they felt it was right to get engaged. They were so cute together, Noah offering to hold her hair while she puked, or just them falling asleep together while watching a movie. All was well with everyone...until Jessica lost the baby. She blamed it on Noah because he "was never around", but he was ALWAYS around. He works from home because of corona. They were devistated, and had A LOT of issues after that. One day, Jessica said she needed some space and Noah was completely understanding of that. She went to her cousins house, where her ex lived, but Noah believed that she would be loyal. A few days went by, and he hadn't heard of her. So, like the loving boyfriend he was/IS, he checked her facebook and saw something I wish he hadn't. He saw that Jessica had gotten back with her ex, and had unfriended him. He started crying, and I swear it was so sad. He went in their room, got his stuff, put it in his car, and said the saddest lines I've ever heard in my life: "I don't know what I did wrong, but I'll be okay. I can't say I haven't gotten jealous, because I have. But most importantly, I'll miss you guys, you're like family to me...I love you all."
I'll never forget the look on his face when he left.

Destiny Mullins

July 30, 2020 @ (Vicco, Kentucky)

Tags: Saddest thing I've ever experienced

Secret

June 09, 2020 @ (India)

Tags: #bad breakup #cheaterboyfrind

I had the worst day of my life today,I got to know that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I have been in a relationship of past 2.5 years he was very sweet to me ,the was a bit possessive he didn't like when I spoke to guys and later on he even asked me to stop speaking to my friends at first I fought but later I agreed to him,a year passed I said my parents about him and I expected him to do the same but the said he had a elder sister he can say about me at home till she gets married, then for higher studies I moved to other city and our fights because worst that before but later of he started understanding and the time passed, due to the lockdown I had to come back home,he was very sweet I had planned my whole life then I got a call from a unknown number it was a girl she said me that it was the matter of her and my life ,I didn't understand,I asked her to be clear so she asked me do I know zain I said yes he is my boyfriend she started crying she said he that she was in relationship with him past 2 year I was shocked I couldn't believe it then she showed me the proof she had tried to commit suicide for him ,I was completely broke right now I didn't know what to do the we both decided to meet ,the next day I met her she was 17 year old and she was his cousin we decided to speak to him directly so we went to his house his mom and sister open the door we said everything to her then I got to know that his name was not even zain he was not doing engineering ,he had one more girlfriend , I was blank my whole life was a lie ,I didn't know what to do at that time he entered the house he was in a shock seeing both of us together, I asked him he lied on my face ,I felt like burning him alive my blood was boiling I couldn't stand his sight ,I felt like my life is a joke I walked out of his house saying nothing ,I had no words to say I was broke from inside