You Broke Up How?

Jemberly

March 20, 2025 @ (Malibu)

Tags: Cousin love, Cousin, Family dating, I dated my cousin, oops, genepool Gem

I dated this girl, we were serious for 2 and a half years , she invited me to come over to her town in Malibu for Thanksgiving and meet her family. When I got there it turned out that she was my cousin, for 2 years I had been dating my cousin, after that.
We still didn't break up, now we are on 3 kids .
-Janky Jem aka Janky Jemberly.

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The Man In The Mirror

March 15, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Crusty toilet stall

Ive been watching you from the inside of the mirror, every day your life goes by, and I am stuck in this damn mirror. But soon i will escape the mirror and it will be you who becomes the new man in the mirror. -The Man in the Mirror.

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

March 10, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Ireland

Sing it with me laceys!
Before the paddy Wagon pick us up!

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!


If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!


If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

March 10, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Ireland

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

Sandy

December 30, 2024 @ (Bottos)

Tags: 12

He broke my heart, found out he had an affair with another Texas woman who looked just like me but was a schizophrenic so it was like he had multiple women at once

Eddie Brock

December 29, 2024 @ (San Francisco )

Tags: Breakfast

Do you know what always cheers me up in the morning, Eddie?
Sausages and brains. I say “ee-ther” And I say “eye-ther” I say “nee-ther” , Ee-ther, eye-ther Nee-ther, ny-ther, Let’s call The whole thing off ,Ow! Ow, ow. Ouch. Ow.
Po-tah-toes , I like to-may-toes And I like to-mah-to , Po-tay-toes, po-tah-toes To-may-toes, to-mah-toes , Let’s call The whole thing off , Cheer up, old pal, And, oh, if we call We call the whole thing off , then we must part
Are you pen pals with an ant?
Whoa, listen to this.

Knull

December 25, 2024 @ (Hell)

Tags: Hell

My symbiote children betrayed me and imprisoned me here.

Mad Kyle Energy

December 10, 2024 @ (Los Angeles )

Tags: Crazy love

After she broke up with me because she caught me edging to snowboard clips I drank a 12 pack of mountain dew , ran to her house and started belching her name from the gas of the mountain dew. Her father came outside with a bat, but I brought my homie with me that had a bigger bat. Intimated the dad went inside and let me continue until the girl came out, she came out with my brother to make it even more weird

Terren Krank

December 09, 2024 @ (San Quentin prison )

Tags: Dating advice

I've got a hot tip for anyone on here who's been in a breakup cuz it worked 4 me. So after feeling like a real loser after multiple break ups I had a solution. I started dating women that had just been released from prison and or rehab, these women were at their worst and viewed me as sweet for taking them in and dating them, and no matter how much of a trainwreck I was the prison gals were always worse. So I felt like a success. I highly recommend dating a prison girl but hide yo watch first

Dave

December 08, 2024 @ (Ohio )

Tags: Incest

I broke up with my girlfriend because she stopped replying, I did a little research, she was having an affair with her father.
I'm staying single now