I was this close????
To cutting all your hair off???????
While you slept???????
Kylie from Scotland you bald b****??
-Electronic Shaver.
Tags: Middle school
I always had a crush on a few different girls.
Randi was cute — but slutty.
Iva was classy and quiet.
Celina was the most beautiful of the bunch.
YaYa was my fetish type.
Jessica was a Spanish delight.
Tags: Prison sex
Let me tell you about love , I was a shallow man going for hookers and nights at the strip club until I went to prison.
In prison you had to maintain relationships and it taught me a lot.
I've got 6 or 7 niggas that are now my bitch and I've had them for over a year now.
Prison is progress.
Tags: European, Europe, man bun, pony tail, fondle
Katelyn from Kurkamart was fondling my man bun, tickling it good, so good I Pulled my d*** out of her a** and the c*um blasted onto her brothers shirt And into his eye while he was trynna film it for the gram. Stained his work shirt now hes gonna smell like a slavic man. And you motherfucka it is not gay because I’ve got your daughter on snapchat screenshoting pics of my man bun that you couldn’t grow you bald a** head american man.
-the adventures of man bun milos
Tags: European, Europe, man bun, pony tail, fondle
Katelyn from Kurkamart was fondling my man bun, tickling it good, so good I Pulled my d*** out of her a** and the c*um blasted onto her brothers shirt And into his eye while he was trynna film it for the gram. Stained his work shirt now hes gonna smell like a slavic man. And you motherfucka it is not gay because I’ve got your daughter on snapchat screenshoting pics of my man bun that you couldn’t grow you bald a** head american man.
-the adventures of man bun milos
Tags: Cousin love, Cousin, Family dating, I dated my cousin, oops, genepool Gem
I dated this girl, we were serious for 2 and a half years , she invited me to come over to her town in Malibu for Thanksgiving and meet her family. When I got there it turned out that she was my cousin, for 2 years I had been dating my cousin, after that.
We still didn't break up, now we are on 3 kids .
-Janky Jem aka Janky Jemberly.
Tags: Dating advice
I've got a hot tip for anyone on here who's been in a breakup cuz it worked 4 me. So after feeling like a real loser after multiple break ups I had a solution. I started dating women that had just been released from prison and or rehab, these women were at their worst and viewed me as sweet for taking them in and dating them, and no matter how much of a trainwreck I was the prison gals were always worse. So I felt like a success. I highly recommend dating a prison girl but hide yo watch first
Tags: #sohestillkindacheated
My worst breakup was last year. I was in a relationship with this guy and we’d been dating for about 6 months. Right around my birthday he asked if he could get my “best friends” number and I said no because whenever she got a guys number she texted them nonstop and I wasn’t okay with that. I said he could have girls numbers but not hers. He ended up getting her number anyway and then lied to me about it. Even when I figured out what happened I didn’t break up with him because I was too obsessed with him and loved him too much. He started making fun of me to my “best friend” who was more involved in the situation then he was begging me to break up with him so she could have him for herself. I caught him telling her he liked her and when me and him broke up they could date. I dumped him but after he cried and told me he didn’t mean it, we were back together within the hour. He ended up breaking up with me a month later over text because “I was too clingy” and “he didn’t feel the connection anymore” turns out he was sending heart emojis to another girl from NC as well as texting my “best friend” at this time.
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