Tags: florida
I got caught cheating. It wasn't like third person bs either. she straight up caught me. it was really funny because she made a huge scene. i was out eating with the other girl when this happened. it was around dinner time too so the place was pretty busy. she was like "HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THE CHEATER!!" she must have said cheater 50 times. haha. "DON"T LET ME INTERRUPT YOUR MEAL OF CHEATING" omg the shit was so funny. really this was like 5 full minutes, people were crying because they were laughing so hard. I haven't heard from her in a week, i'm assuming she doesn't want to work it out. haha
Tags: break up song
My boyfriend and I had been dating for a year and a half. I thought it was really going somewhere. One day he calls me and says that he really needs to talk to me. I come home and he has set up a lovely candle light dinner. I was so surprised and happy. He smiles and pulls out a ring box and then he pushes play on the cd player. "Dont go away mad(Just go away) was playing. Seeing my confusion he explained, "Oh sorry, forgot to change the song from when I broke up with my girlfriend today". My mouth just dropped open as he changed the song to some sort of wedding march song and then asked me to marry him. I very nicely told him to fuck off and what an asshole he was and then took my leave.
Well, this might be a complete first for everyone. Has anyone ever had their girlfriend say let's let the world decided on us. what the hell is that about? she takes our a coin, "Heads we stay together"... needless to say it was tails. guess i'm lucky i found out she was crazy only 6 months in. wow that was a close one!
Tags: football game
I was at the browns game a few week ago, this was our first time back at the stadium for a while. We were all tailgating before the game and guess who shows up. Her previous ex(of like 2years) happens to walk past our car. I don't like being a mean person so i didn't make a fuss about having him hang around, we had 10 or so people there anyhow. Long story short, we lost the game. Everyone was in a bad mood, we've been losing alot, but she gets in this huge fight with me. honestly no idea what i could have done. she calls him back up and gets a ride home with him. I got a text from her later, she'll be over this week to pick up her things. I'm pretty sure she made a fake fight so she could leave with him. she didn't even the guts to tell me to my face. I'm going to box up her shit real nice. and if i can get my dog to piss in it, I will. PEACE BITCH
Tags: Karma x2
This is a long story but full of karma. I was totally in love with my girlfriend, and she with me, while we were serving in the Army in Germany. She got reassigned back to Ft. Meade so we were separated for many months but sent love letters back and forth and called as much as possible over that time. I eventually got out of the Army and went to visit her. She pretty much blew me off but I guess I didn't really want to accept the fact that we were broken up. 4 months later, she tells me she's getting married, to the dude she's been screwing while I was still in Germany. After the honeymoon, he gets back to find orders to Korea (unaccompanied tour, no spouse). I had to laugh....Revenge is mine!!! Years later, I go to Hawaii to visit a friend and he tells me she's there, still with her husband. I meet her and we hit it off, she's all over me asking me to come back while her husband is back home for the Thanksgiving holiday. Sorry for the homewrecking thing, but I was still very much in love with her. So I go back and she blows me off again! WTF...we aren't physical, nothing like my visit a month prior. Anyway, her husband is scheduled to get back on Tuesday, so I leave on Sunday and call her Monday night. Her husband answers, obviously in the middle of an argument. I thought it was because I had been there, not that we had fooled around or nothin. I call our mutual friend and find out she had another dude over Monday night and were doing it on the couch when her husband came home a day early. Karma strikes again!!!
Tags: gay,
I had this really close friend, and I totally knew he had clear gay tendencies. He kept telling me that he hadn't and that he had fallen in love with me. After a month or so of he admitting he was in love with me I decided to give him a chance. I wasn't really into the relationship because of the gay thing. But after 3 months dating he hadn't done anything suspicious, so I finally had sex with him, after it I got up to go to the bathroom (we were in his house) to find gay porn magazines "hidden" (not so well hidden buddy...) behind the toilet. When I talked to him about it he denied it... for 2 minutes and then he admitted how he was gay and was in love with my ex (well ex ex). Needless to say I broke up with him immediately.
Tags: lobotomy girl
I was dating this girl who was pretty cute, and after a couple dates we were at her place making out on the floor , (no furniture) as she sitting on my waist she leans over and says, "there's something i have to tell you, I have herpes." this is after she told me that she had a metal plate in her head from the surgery where they took out a good chunk of her frontal lobe because she partied so hard for two years, taking so much e and everything else she killed a part of her brain. I couldn't run out of there fast enough.
Tags: northcar
This was just a few nights ago... took my ex to a concert of a band that we both like. We got there early and we were able to meet up the bands. pretty fucking rad if you ask me. they liked us and gave us passes to hang out after. Well looking back i guess leader singer boy liked Ex girlfriend. We go back after the concert and not even 10 minutes into hanging out she's gone. I would have just left her, but we were like 45-hour away from home. I really should have left her. little while later she appear from a back area, and she gives me this look. Sooooooo much anger at this point, i didn't even want to talk to her. Well, i guess the world got her back for f'ing me like that. As we were walking out the door, the singer comes over and whispers in her ear "You should prob see a doc". WHOOOO... i broke up with her in the car on the ride home.
Tags: What a dog!!
My friend had a pretty nasty break-up. She was staying with me while her boyfriend was taking a road trip with his guy friend. They had been keeping in regular contact via facebook. One nite he posts a comment that he is going "cougar hunting". Needless to say, my friend was very upset and called him on it. The jerk-off actually had the nerve to tell her that all he meant by that was that he and his friend were "driving thru the mountains". Of course she didn't believe him, and he really tried to go out of his way to convince her otherwise. Then the very next morning when she got up and checked her facebook account, he had changed his status from "in love with my aussie girlfriend" to "single". She was shocked and upset and called him again. And again he tried to tell her that he was having problems with his laptop, thats why it changed. He continued to call her @ least twice a day while he was gone for 4 more days. When he finally got home, she went over there to greet him and he brushed her off. She knew then she had been dumped. To this day, she still don't know why he was playing games and calling her even though he clearly had decided he wasn't going to be with her anymore.
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