Maury

March 28, 2010 @ (Brooklyn)

Tags: maury wife deer whack


OK so I was uh waiting to get paid by my boss James & take my wife out on the town. So I gets paid & I comes home, when all of a sudden WHACK! My car hits something as I pull into my drive. Lo and beholds, a little deer was there. His paw was stuck in the grill & everything, it was a sin. My buddy Tommy likes deers, so I gets suspicious. Anyways long story short, Tommy's upstairs in my house stickin' it to my wife. He went berserk over the dead pet deer that was wandering in the garden & he cracks me over the head. My wife had a 3 day erection.

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Maury

August 25, 2012


turns out they has been at it, for 2 long year since then, i cannot care but i need to decide where to lvie move on forwards in life and maye get a new person to share be nice to inform them first and leave no hauls allowed, they need to carry the luggaage well be the guest however i contain clear consience


     


Maury

August 25, 2012


It wa a desperate situation, lol


     


jesse

June 19, 2012


but um u lost me by the deer and car crash...


     


jesse

June 19, 2012


thats somewhat kinda disturbing about your wife...i suggest not being friends with the deer lover... truth this probably wasnt the first time theyve done this...i would get a divorce....


     


Max(female)

June 10, 2012


omg!!!!thats messed up!!!! ;( im so sorry


     


Noel

February 13, 2011


A woman can't get an erection...


     


Stupid Spammer

April 07, 2010


*Spam Removed*


     


Maury

April 01, 2010


Funny how, asshole? How the f##k am I funny? Ha ha just kidding Sped! You ARE so right... It was you who made a joke out of this... Well done. I solemnly & respectfully congratulate you, and apologise for posting my problems on this site. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.


     


iamright

March 31, 2010


HAHAHAHA Sped....you are so right.


     


sped

March 31, 2010


This is funny. Maury isn't even smart enough to know when he is being made fun of. This has to be a joke...nobody can be that fucking stupid.