Maury

March 28, 2010 @ (Brooklyn)

Tags: maury wife deer whack

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OK so I was uh waiting to get paid by my boss James & take my wife out on the town. So I gets paid & I comes home, when all of a sudden WHACK! My car hits something as I pull into my drive. Lo and beholds, a little deer was there. His paw was stuck in the grill & everything, it was a sin. My buddy Tommy likes deers, so I gets suspicious. Anyways long story short, Tommy's upstairs in my house stickin' it to my wife. He went berserk over the dead pet deer that was wandering in the garden & he cracks me over the head. My wife had a 3 day erection.

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Maury

August 25, 2012

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turns out they has been at it, for 2 long year since then, i cannot care but i need to decide where to lvie move on forwards in life and maye get a new person to share be nice to inform them first and leave no hauls allowed, they need to carry the luggaage well be the guest however i contain clear consience

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Maury

August 25, 2012

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It wa a desperate situation, lol

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jesse

June 19, 2012

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but um u lost me by the deer and car crash...

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jesse

June 19, 2012

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thats somewhat kinda disturbing about your wife...i suggest not being friends with the deer lover... truth this probably wasnt the first time theyve done this...i would get a divorce....

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Max(female)

June 10, 2012

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omg!!!!thats messed up!!!! ;( im so sorry

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Noel

February 13, 2011

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A woman can't get an erection...

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Stupid Spammer

April 07, 2010

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*Spam Removed*

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Maury

April 01, 2010

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Funny how, asshole? How the f##k am I funny? Ha ha just kidding Sped! You ARE so right... It was you who made a joke out of this... Well done. I solemnly & respectfully congratulate you, and apologise for posting my problems on this site. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

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iamright

March 31, 2010

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HAHAHAHA Sped....you are so right.

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sped

March 31, 2010

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This is funny. Maury isn't even smart enough to know when he is being made fun of. This has to be a joke...nobody can be that fucking stupid.

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