Maury

March 28, 2010 @ (Brooklyn)

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OK so I was uh waiting to get paid by my boss James & take my wife out on the town. So I gets paid & I comes home, when all of a sudden WHACK! My car hits something as I pull into my drive. Lo and beholds, a little deer was there. His paw was stuck in the grill & everything, it was a sin. My buddy Tommy likes deers, so I gets suspicious. Anyways long story short, Tommy's upstairs in my house stickin' it to my wife. He went berserk over the dead pet deer that was wandering in the garden & he cracks me over the head. My wife had a 3 day erection.

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sped

March 30, 2010

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Maury couldn't heist dog crap off his shoes. But while he's trying, Tommy's nailing Maury's old lady. I think "Maury" is really short for moron

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iamright

March 30, 2010

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you pulled off a heist? And then you posted that you pulled off a heist on a public internet website? Wow, you are dumb as fuck. A successful wig business?? Ohhhhhh watch out! Anyone can start a business.

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Maury

March 30, 2010

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Hey if I'm so dumb, how come I set up my own successful wig business AND planned a heist with Tommy, Jimmy and Henry? Maury's wigs! Never fall off!

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sped

March 30, 2010

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Too bad the OP didn't get his fucking head stuck in a car grill. He says he is from Brooklyn but I didn't think they were as dumb as this asswipe. The only think I understood was that Tommy was fucking this guy's wife. Good for the wife. No surprise that the wife needs some action other than Maury

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imright

March 30, 2010

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Um, what? Speak English please.

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chrisp

March 29, 2010

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Wow what an eventful pay day. Almost the treatment for a v v good script.

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chico rush

March 28, 2010

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going home?a deer?paw stuck in the grill?Tommy?did you just watch Goodfellas?

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Dan

March 28, 2010

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what?

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