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Lightning McQueer

May 17, 2025 @ (Daytona )

Tags: Cars, Disney, Pixar, Gay

Haaaay girl
Dale Jr you lookin sexy out there on the track boo.
Lemme see you shirtless Dale.
-Lightning McQueer.

DJ Hi Tek

May 17, 2025 @ (South Africa )

Tags: Zef

Dj hi tek gonna fuck you up the ass.
Cuz cuz cuz you ain't man enough

The Truth About Canada (CANADA SUCKS)

May 12, 2025 @ (Canada )

Tags: Canada, fuck Canada, Toronto, fuck Toronto

Oh how I fucken HATE Toronto and Canada!
Most expensive city in the world.
Walk down the street and you see MILLIONS of Indians on e bikes.
Go to any university and you see the MILLIONs of Chinese fobs scamming the system to launder money.
Want to buy a car? $200,000 for a parking spot or $600 a month.
Want to buy a house? Nothing below a few millions.
Housing too much? Buy a condo for $1.5 million and live in a shoebox.
Can’t afford to buy? Rent a condo for $3000 a month utilities and no parking!
Enjoy one of torontos 1000s of condo buildings is full of pakis, parties, drugs, and airbnbs.
Did you also know these condos are full of illegal immigrants hiding out from being deported?
Now for food, Canada has the most expensive groceries in the world.
Do you need a job to pay for this?
Employers would rather hire the no English speaking Indians because they can pay them below the minimum wage and treat them badly. But if they hire a Canadian they have to pay normal wage and act right.
Welcome to TORONTO CANADA

Tales Of Haultain

May 12, 2025 @ (Regina)

Tags: Regina, Saskatchewan

Everyone knew she'd be pregnant by 16.
Now she's mid 20s with 6 kids
Another jackpot from Haultain public school.

Night At The Museum

May 05, 2025 @ (New York )

Tags: New York

Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You see things around here are not as they should be, history comes to life here. You will find out soon enough newbie.

-Night at the museum.

Donview Middle School

May 03, 2025 @ (Donview Middle School )

Tags: Middle school

I always had a crush on a few different girls.
Randi was cute — but slutty.
Iva was classy and quiet.
Celina was the most beautiful of the bunch.
YaYa was my fetish type.
Jessica was a Spanish delight.

The Frenic At The Skitso

April 30, 2025 @ (Hell)

Tags: Skitzophrenic , crazy, retarded, retard, Music, disco

Turn up the music b*itch
Let's get out on the floor, knockout.
I like to move it
Come and give me some more

Watch me getting physical, hitta hoe yo
Out of control, ah ah ah
There's people watching me, ah
I never miss a beat, land a punch

Still the night, kill the lights
Feel it under your skin as I grope your thigh
Time is right, keep it tight
'Cause it's pulling you in by my dick.

Wrap it up you can't stop
'Cause it feels like an overdose
(Feels like an overdose)
Who's got the fent tonight in da men's stall?

Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound, think it's ebola.
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me. Haha
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

(Oh)
My body's aching, like I got raped.
System overload
Temperature's rising
I'm about to explode, bust a nut

Watch me I'm intoxicated off da Henny.
Taking the show, ah ah ah
It's got me hypnotized, ah
Everybody step aside I'm in charge

Still the night, kill the lights
Feel it under your skin
Time is right, keep it tight
'Cause it's pulling you in

Wrap it up you can't stop
'Cause it feels like an overdose
(Feels like an overdose)

Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

Come on and evacuate the skitso
Feel the club is heating up
Move on and accelerate
Push it to the top of my scrotum
Come on and evacuate
Feel the club is heating up
Move on and accelerate
You don't have to be afraid of deez nuts

Now guess who's back with a brand new track?
They got everybody in the club going mad
So everybody in the back
Get your back up off the wall and just shake that thang, whip your dick out now yo.

Go crazy
Yo lady
Yo baby
Yo dick
Let me see you wreck that thang
Now drop it down low, low
Let me see you take it to the dancefloor, yo
Drop your dick low.

Everybody in the club
(Evacuate the dancefloor)
Everybody in the club
(I'm infected by the sound)

Everybody in the club
(Stop this beat is killing me)
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

-The frenic at the skitso.

EMOJI MARKETPLACE

April 28, 2025 @ (Eminilan)

Tags: Slaves, trade, money, currency

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Jemberly

March 20, 2025 @ (Malibu)

Tags: Cousin love, Cousin, Family dating, I dated my cousin, oops, genepool Gem

I dated this girl, we were serious for 2 and a half years , she invited me to come over to her town in Malibu for Thanksgiving and meet her family. When I got there it turned out that she was my cousin, for 2 years I had been dating my cousin, after that.
We still didn't break up, now we are on 3 kids .
-Janky Jem aka Janky Jemberly.

Sandy

December 30, 2024 @ (Bottos)

Tags: 12

He broke my heart, found out he had an affair with another Texas woman who looked just like me but was a schizophrenic so it was like he had multiple women at once