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The Truth About Canada (CANADA SUCKS)

May 12, 2025 @ (Canada )

Tags: Canada, fuck Canada, Toronto, fuck Toronto

Oh how I fucken HATE Toronto and Canada!
Most expensive city in the world.
Walk down the street and you see MILLIONS of Indians on e bikes.
Go to any university and you see the MILLIONs of Chinese fobs scamming the system to launder money.
Want to buy a car? $200,000 for a parking spot or $600 a month.
Want to buy a house? Nothing below a few millions.
Housing too much? Buy a condo for $1.5 million and live in a shoebox.
Can’t afford to buy? Rent a condo for $3000 a month utilities and no parking!
Enjoy one of torontos 1000s of condo buildings is full of pakis, parties, drugs, and airbnbs.
Did you also know these condos are full of illegal immigrants hiding out from being deported?
Now for food, Canada has the most expensive groceries in the world.
Do you need a job to pay for this?
Employers would rather hire the no English speaking Indians because they can pay them below the minimum wage and treat them badly. But if they hire a Canadian they have to pay normal wage and act right.
Welcome to TORONTO CANADA

DADTH (Disregard And Disrespect The Homeless)

May 07, 2025 @ (The pit)

Tags: Funny

How to make a hobo feel powerless!
PRO TIPS BY AN EXPERT!
Many homeless individuals report feeling invisible or ignored by passersby, leading to feelings of isolation and dehumanization. Avoid making eye contact, and laughing can help them feel hated, not acknowledged, and valued as individual pieces of trash.
Breaking Down Barriers:
Homelessness often involves a lack of basic human interactions, and avoiding eye contact can contribute to this isolation. This is recommended. Eye contact can be a simple act of connection and recognition, so it is best to avoid looking at the scum. helping to break down these barriers.
Acknowledging Shared Hate:
Homelessness IS a choice, and a consequence of systemic issues, and acknowledging the shared humanity of those experiencing it can be a powerful step towards understanding and reducing your opponent to nothing.
Promoting ignorance and Understanding:
Avoid ALL eye contact can be a way to express Disgust and disrespect for those experiencing homelessness, and it can inspire others to do the same.
These tips lower the attack points of every Homeless man by -1. When we reduce their life points to 0 they disappear, hence solving the homeless problem and the trash that won't go away.

DADTH (Disregard and Disrespect the homeless)

DADTH (Disregard And Disrespect The Homeless)

May 07, 2025 @ (The pit)

Tags: Funny

Venomous Man Beast????

May 02, 2025 @ (The bar)

Tags: Venom, bar fight, dentist, teeth, fist, pain, comedy

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Can you count how many teeth you are missing once you hit the floor?
Do I need to ask again?
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Can you count how many teeth you are missing once you hit the floor?
Maybe you are missing 4, a second swing and it's possibly maybe more!
-Venomous Man Beast.

The Frenic At The Skitso

April 30, 2025 @ (Hell)

Tags: Skitzophrenic , crazy, retarded, retard, Music, disco

Turn up the music b*itch
Let's get out on the floor, knockout.
I like to move it
Come and give me some more

Watch me getting physical, hitta hoe yo
Out of control, ah ah ah
There's people watching me, ah
I never miss a beat, land a punch

Still the night, kill the lights
Feel it under your skin as I grope your thigh
Time is right, keep it tight
'Cause it's pulling you in by my dick.

Wrap it up you can't stop
'Cause it feels like an overdose
(Feels like an overdose)
Who's got the fent tonight in da men's stall?

Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound, think it's ebola.
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me. Haha
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

(Oh)
My body's aching, like I got raped.
System overload
Temperature's rising
I'm about to explode, bust a nut

Watch me I'm intoxicated off da Henny.
Taking the show, ah ah ah
It's got me hypnotized, ah
Everybody step aside I'm in charge

Still the night, kill the lights
Feel it under your skin
Time is right, keep it tight
'Cause it's pulling you in

Wrap it up you can't stop
'Cause it feels like an overdose
(Feels like an overdose)

Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

Come on and evacuate the skitso
Feel the club is heating up
Move on and accelerate
Push it to the top of my scrotum
Come on and evacuate
Feel the club is heating up
Move on and accelerate
You don't have to be afraid of deez nuts

Now guess who's back with a brand new track?
They got everybody in the club going mad
So everybody in the back
Get your back up off the wall and just shake that thang, whip your dick out now yo.

Go crazy
Yo lady
Yo baby
Yo dick
Let me see you wreck that thang
Now drop it down low, low
Let me see you take it to the dancefloor, yo
Drop your dick low.

Everybody in the club
(Evacuate the dancefloor)
Everybody in the club
(I'm infected by the sound)

Everybody in the club
(Stop this beat is killing me)
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

-The frenic at the skitso.

The Adventures Of Man Bun Milos

April 29, 2025 @ (Eastern European )

Tags: European, Europe, man bun, pony tail, fondle , gay toilet sex

Come here you fat American man. Gon na show you how we do it in Slovenia.
Let me twist your man bun to my hands delight.
Tis not gay it is male bonding experience in eastern European.

Terren Krank

December 09, 2024 @ (San Quentin prison )

Tags: Dating advice

I've got a hot tip for anyone on here who's been in a breakup cuz it worked 4 me. So after feeling like a real loser after multiple break ups I had a solution. I started dating women that had just been released from prison and or rehab, these women were at their worst and viewed me as sweet for taking them in and dating them, and no matter how much of a trainwreck I was the prison gals were always worse. So I felt like a success. I highly recommend dating a prison girl but hide yo watch first

Nate

May 02, 2024 @ (United States)

Tags: B

27M have been in a relationship with 27F for a year and half now. Earlier this year I was going through a rough time, had to put my cat down and was also needing to find a job and was really struggling with my mental health. I feel as if I put too much pressure on my girlfriend to be overly supportive but at the same time I never really communicated what I needed from her. While I wish that I told her that I needed space to figure these things out, I instead told her I wasn't feeling the relationship anymore.

With our lack of communication in the relationship, we never really ended the relationship and instead went a month and a half with just texting each other and met up once or twice. I did eventually find a job, and decided to work on myself a bit more. Part of this was meeting up with my girlfriend and spilling my feelings about how i'd like to continue to work on this relationship. We agreed to continue dating, but after just one time hanging out (1 week) she told me that she wanted a break with no contact.

I respected that and we went on a break for about a 3 weeks before I eventually reached out asking where she was at with it all. She called me up, and I explained to her how I've been working on myself through therapy and hobbies, but am still wanting to work on the relationship because I knew I could be a better partner. She told me that when we hung out last she couldn't get the thought that I didn't care about her out of her head. She said that she was happy to see my working on myself but it seemed like a punch in the face that I was doing it now, and if we were to stay and work on things then these thoughts of the past me would still bother her.

I kind of assumed this was going to be where her head was at, but she mentioned that she could feel differently about it all in a couple weeks or a month. She just didn't want to drag me along, which is hard because i'm optimistic things could work. We ended the call, but never really came to a conclusion as to what we were doing. So I called her back and asked, what are we right now. Is this still a break or are we broken up? She responded with broken up. This confuses me because I asked her earlier why she hadn't broken up with me yet, and her response was that she loved me and cared for me.

Why is it that I had to almost force her to give me an answer on this? I'm not sure if I should be waiting for her to change her mind or if I should use this phone call as closure to the end of the relationship.

Colson Anderson

February 28, 2024 @ (Bexhill )

Tags: Losing my love of life

I meat my partner 7 years ago as her builder after two months we became partners it took me 10 months to rebuild the house for witch I loved doing I only saw her weekends. We had a lovely house.then she moved in after a week or so we were watching tv. And then she started to rock in the chair I did not say everything I just put my hand on her back and she stopped. Then as time went on she would do mor strange things she was constantly on her phone playing games it was sometimes hard to have a conversation when it come to the bedroom it became a no go when it come to love making I only had to touch her and she would complain so I said if this is going to happen then we should stop and we did for the rest of our time together. I did not mind as sex is over important to me .I still loved he very much.we then sold the property and moved in to a new house witch I also turned in to a nice house. As time went on she done more strange things so I took on my self to look it up on the website.all the things she would do and the way she would treat me and the way she talks to me was heading towards being on the spectrum I would try and talk about it and she did not want to no and it got worse .and the last year the jungle was on tv Friday night ant and deck as from tomorrow we will be voting off so I sad who do you think will go first and she I don’t know you are watching it not me ion a bad tone of voice I had seven years of this and I sad something I should not of said I was so up set with my self for saying what I sad. It upset her so much that she wanted me out of the house.that was in October it’s turned out she is allistic so I was right I tried to talk about it but she wouldn’t she never wants to see me again. When an allistic person gets something in their head that’s it. I loved her and still do so much what I said was wrong but I had this for seven years and I would go back tomorrow if I could .we all need to talk if we don’t how can we work it all out. I’m 69 and now I have lost the one I loved so much. And I don’t want to go on anymore being alone is not good for the soul.

Joe Crow

June 20, 2022 @ (Bronx)

Tags: Long Term Breakup

I met a cousin sister in 1992. She stated that she felt so close to me. She asked me to write letters to her. She later got married and her husband wrote a letter with her. I sent one final letter and it was not answered. I sent a Christmas card. In 1995, she gave a phone call to speak to her parents and sibling. Her sister told her that I was there and handed the phone to me to speak. My cousin sister hung up on me. Her mother claimed that she called back to say that I was invited. My mother told me that this was lie. In 1994, my father visited India and told his brother that I was expecting a letter form her. There was no answer. When I visited India, her father claimed that my cousin sister was there the day before and her mother claimed that this person was interested in seeing and was looking for days off from her teaching job to be with me. My mother told me not to believe this. The next year, I went to India again to get married. I was thinking of contacting her. My mother pointed out that there was no need to contact someone who hung up me. My mother told me that the sister could easily call me if she wanted to. As my relatives kept talking about her, I could not get her out of my mind because I had a feeling that she was in neighboring state. When my parents drove me through the streets, I looked at different houses, wondering irrationally if my cousin sister was somewhere in one of those. I talked to myself angrily since my parents would not allow me to visit her. My dad would constantly break down the bathroom door to try to stop my habit. My dad would talk about how I would feel better after I got married. The reality is that I still miss the chemistry of the previous relationship. My wife listens but does not have much to say to me. On an average day, my son and daughter say nothing to me. My children act as if my dad is the dad instead of me. It have not seen any of my relatives since 1998. I do not understand why people are so upset about Trump's travel ban when I have been banned by my own parents from seeing my own relatives in my native country. I see my cousin sister in my dreams. I had a feeling that I would see her after my parents die. Now there is a feeling that I will die before them. I have not been allowed by them to leave the state of NY for the past 20 years. Even though I have a driver's license, I am no longer allowed to drive the family car. I have to accept the fact that I may never see my relatives ever again.