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Aidyl

October 21, 2009 @ (Minnesota)

I dated this total loser for a few months and over time he moved in with me. he quit his job in october and announced to me that under MINNESOTA STATE LAW (some winter cold state law bullshit) I could not evict him into the cold. He was rude to my daughter, mean to my dog, ate all our food used all of our stuff, hogged the T.V. blah, blah, blah. So I stopped buying food and my daughter and I ate out every night. and locked our food in her room. He started going to his Ex's to eat. and started to hang out with her. When he stayed gone over night I put all his crap outside in the snow and changed my door lock. When I put all his stuff out I forgot to pack his VIAGRA. He called me yelling "I WANT MY VIAGRA" I told him he could pick it up the next day. I so had to know if the nail polish trick works so I said lets go to the casino for buffet lunch. I was flirty and said "hey I got a coupon for a free room, lets go up and fool around" He popped a pill on the way up to the room. We waited, he slapped it around, NOTHING. "dead as a door knob" after 45 minutes I said I was going to go get us some soda pop. I left him there. About 5 hours later I noticed his truck was gone from my drive way. about 3 weeks later I ran into the mutual friend that set us up in the first place. He told me that "he said he was in total erectile disfunction. He started going to church (pretty much a jesus freak) moved home with his mom and dad and is looking for a job.
I am not proud of tampering with his meds. But I feel great about how it all turned out.

Tammy

October 20, 2009 @ (San Fran)

Tags: mother, mom, ah

Been dating Brian for close to 6 months. It was that time, to meet my parents. It's always a hard time for me because my parents are very protective and CRAZY. well he really hit it off with my parents. I thought wow, I'm in the clear... awesome. We get back from the little drive from my parent's place and he sits me down on the couch. He proceeds to tell me that we can't continue to get anymore serious about our relationship. My mother is kinda heavy set and he can't take that chance... what a prick!

Greg44

October 19, 2009 @ (NJ)

Tags: nj

Found out the my ex of 2 years cheated on me for the entire first year. she tried to tell me that she hadn't cheated on me in the last year! What? Really? common... once a cheater always a cheater.

Daniel

October 19, 2009 @ (Austin, Tx)

Tags: austin

our breakup stories was as lame as it gets! we met for lunch and i got the"we need to talk intro". he tells me that we can't see each other anymore because he needs to focus on his school work. I don't think it can get anymore lame than that. I wish guys these days still had a pair!

Realdeal

October 16, 2009 @ (Miami, FL)

Tags: florida

I got caught cheating. It wasn't like third person bs either. she straight up caught me. it was really funny because she made a huge scene. i was out eating with the other girl when this happened. it was around dinner time too so the place was pretty busy. she was like "HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THE CHEATER!!" she must have said cheater 50 times. haha. "DON"T LET ME INTERRUPT YOUR MEAL OF CHEATING" omg the shit was so funny. really this was like 5 full minutes, people were crying because they were laughing so hard. I haven't heard from her in a week, i'm assuming she doesn't want to work it out. haha

Cyndal

October 16, 2009 @ (North Carolina, USA)

Tags: break up song

My boyfriend and I had been dating for a year and a half. I thought it was really going somewhere. One day he calls me and says that he really needs to talk to me. I come home and he has set up a lovely candle light dinner. I was so surprised and happy. He smiles and pulls out a ring box and then he pushes play on the cd player. "Dont go away mad(Just go away) was playing. Seeing my confusion he explained, "Oh sorry, forgot to change the song from when I broke up with my girlfriend today". My mouth just dropped open as he changed the song to some sort of wedding march song and then asked me to marry him. I very nicely told him to fuck off and what an asshole he was and then took my leave.

Bill

October 15, 2009 @ (Cleveland, OH)

Tags: football game

I was at the browns game a few week ago, this was our first time back at the stadium for a while. We were all tailgating before the game and guess who shows up. Her previous ex(of like 2years) happens to walk past our car. I don't like being a mean person so i didn't make a fuss about having him hang around, we had 10 or so people there anyhow. Long story short, we lost the game. Everyone was in a bad mood, we've been losing alot, but she gets in this huge fight with me. honestly no idea what i could have done. she calls him back up and gets a ride home with him. I got a text from her later, she'll be over this week to pick up her things. I'm pretty sure she made a fake fight so she could leave with him. she didn't even the guts to tell me to my face. I'm going to box up her shit real nice. and if i can get my dog to piss in it, I will. PEACE BITCH

Mike

October 15, 2009 @ (Atlanta)

Tags: Karma x2

This is a long story but full of karma. I was totally in love with my girlfriend, and she with me, while we were serving in the Army in Germany. She got reassigned back to Ft. Meade so we were separated for many months but sent love letters back and forth and called as much as possible over that time. I eventually got out of the Army and went to visit her. She pretty much blew me off but I guess I didn't really want to accept the fact that we were broken up. 4 months later, she tells me she's getting married, to the dude she's been screwing while I was still in Germany. After the honeymoon, he gets back to find orders to Korea (unaccompanied tour, no spouse). I had to laugh....Revenge is mine!!! Years later, I go to Hawaii to visit a friend and he tells me she's there, still with her husband. I meet her and we hit it off, she's all over me asking me to come back while her husband is back home for the Thanksgiving holiday. Sorry for the homewrecking thing, but I was still very much in love with her. So I go back and she blows me off again! WTF...we aren't physical, nothing like my visit a month prior. Anyway, her husband is scheduled to get back on Tuesday, so I leave on Sunday and call her Monday night. Her husband answers, obviously in the middle of an argument. I thought it was because I had been there, not that we had fooled around or nothin. I call our mutual friend and find out she had another dude over Monday night and were doing it on the couch when her husband came home a day early. Karma strikes again!!!

Gillian

October 15, 2009 @ (Rosewood)

Tags: ca

Today is week number two that I have not heard from dickhead. We both agreed to take a break to gain some more perspective on our relationship. Break or no break you don't ignore someone for two weeks. Really not even a returned text message. REALLY?!?! I'm now assuming its over and done with.

GreastestName

October 14, 2009 @ (Portugal)

Tags: gay,

I had this really close friend, and I totally knew he had clear gay tendencies. He kept telling me that he hadn't and that he had fallen in love with me. After a month or so of he admitting he was in love with me I decided to give him a chance. I wasn't really into the relationship because of the gay thing. But after 3 months dating he hadn't done anything suspicious, so I finally had sex with him, after it I got up to go to the bathroom (we were in his house) to find gay porn magazines "hidden" (not so well hidden buddy...) behind the toilet. When I talked to him about it he denied it... for 2 minutes and then he admitted how he was gay and was in love with my ex (well ex ex). Needless to say I broke up with him immediately.