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Star Wars

May 04, 2025 @ (Coroscant )

Tags: Star Wars


These aren't the druids we are looking for
-Star Wars.


       

Donnas Meltdown Log

May 04, 2025 @ (Hell)

Tags: Mother, Donna, mental health, mental , mental illness, Fuck family


Today my mother Donna flipped out because she wanted her $1 Popeyes fries free and thinks she deserved them from me.
17 hours later this psycho still going.


       

Donview Middle School

May 03, 2025 @ (Donview Middle School )

Tags: Middle school


I always had a crush on a few different girls.
Randi was cute — but slutty.
Iva was classy and quiet.
Celina was the most beautiful of the bunch.
YaYa was my fetish type.
Jessica was a Spanish delight.


       

Beef Tank

May 03, 2025 @ (Cell block 6)

Tags: Prison sex


Let me tell you about love , I was a shallow man going for hookers and nights at the strip club until I went to prison.
In prison you had to maintain relationships and it taught me a lot.
I've got 6 or 7 niggas that are now my bitch and I've had them for over a year now.
Prison is progress.


       

Venomous Man Beast????

May 02, 2025 @ (The bar)

Tags: Venom, bar fight, dentist, teeth, fist, pain, comedy


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Can you count how many teeth you are missing once you hit the floor?
Do I need to ask again?
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Can you count how many teeth you are missing once you hit the floor?
Maybe you are missing 4, a second swing and it's possibly maybe more!
-Venomous Man Beast.


       

Mr Mime

April 30, 2025 @ (Pallet town)

Tags: Pokémon, nigga, anime, nightmare


No, Mr. Mime, as depicted in the Pokémon franchise, cannot stop nightmares. While Mr. Mime is known for creating invisible barriers, this ability is primarily used for defense and protection against physical threats, not for warding off dreams or psychological distress. His abilities are rooted in creating physical barriers rather than influencing the mind or subconscious. ies Soundproof, Filter, or a hidden ability called Technician. Soundproof makes Mr. Mime immune to sound-based moves, says Pokemon.com. Filter reduces the damage of super-effective moves by 25%, says Pokemon.com. Technician increases the power of Mr. Mime's moves with a base power of 60 or less by 50%, says Marriland.


       

The Frenic At The Skitso

April 30, 2025 @ (Hell)

Tags: Skitzophrenic , crazy, retarded, retard, Music, disco


Turn up the music b*itch
Let's get out on the floor, knockout.
I like to move it
Come and give me some more

Watch me getting physical, hitta hoe yo
Out of control, ah ah ah
There's people watching me, ah
I never miss a beat, land a punch

Still the night, kill the lights
Feel it under your skin as I grope your thigh
Time is right, keep it tight
'Cause it's pulling you in by my dick.

Wrap it up you can't stop
'Cause it feels like an overdose
(Feels like an overdose)
Who's got the fent tonight in da men's stall?

Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound, think it's ebola.
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me. Haha
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

(Oh)
My body's aching, like I got raped.
System overload
Temperature's rising
I'm about to explode, bust a nut

Watch me I'm intoxicated off da Henny.
Taking the show, ah ah ah
It's got me hypnotized, ah
Everybody step aside I'm in charge

Still the night, kill the lights
Feel it under your skin
Time is right, keep it tight
'Cause it's pulling you in

Wrap it up you can't stop
'Cause it feels like an overdose
(Feels like an overdose)

Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

Come on and evacuate the skitso
Feel the club is heating up
Move on and accelerate
Push it to the top of my scrotum
Come on and evacuate
Feel the club is heating up
Move on and accelerate
You don't have to be afraid of deez nuts

Now guess who's back with a brand new track?
They got everybody in the club going mad
So everybody in the back
Get your back up off the wall and just shake that thang, whip your dick out now yo.

Go crazy
Yo lady
Yo baby
Yo dick
Let me see you wreck that thang
Now drop it down low, low
Let me see you take it to the dancefloor, yo
Drop your dick low.

Everybody in the club
(Evacuate the dancefloor)
Everybody in the club
(I'm infected by the sound)

Everybody in the club
(Stop this beat is killing me)
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club)
Oh, oh
Stop this beat is killing me
Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

-The frenic at the skitso.


       

The Adventures Of Man Bun Milos

April 29, 2025 @ (Eastern European )

Tags: European, Europe, man bun, pony tail, fondle , gay toilet sex


Come here you fat American man. Gon na show you how we do it in Slovenia.
Let me twist your man bun to my hands delight.
Tis not gay it is male bonding experience in eastern European.


       

Electronic Shaver

April 29, 2025 @ (Create an image of a woman with a mohawk where half is shaved very short and the other half is long.)

Tags: Bald , Shaver, buzzcut


Create an image of a Mohawk where half is shaved very short and the other half is long. Both sides of the rest of head are bald


       

The Adventures Of Man Bun Milos

April 29, 2025 @ (Eastern European )

Tags: European, Europe, man bun, pony tail, fondle


Katelyn from Kurkamart was fondling my man bun, tickling it good, so good I Pulled my d*** out of her a** and the c*um blasted onto her brothers shirt And into his eye while he was trynna film it for the gram. Stained his work shirt now hes gonna smell like a slavic man. And you motherfucka it is not gay because I’ve got your daughter on snapchat screenshoting pics of my man bun that you couldn’t grow you bald a** head american man.

-the adventures of man bun milos


       








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