Jessica

October 21, 2009 @ (New York)

Tags: NYC Breakup

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So I had been dating this guy for 2 years...thought he was the one blah blah blah. We buy a house together and everything is going great. I work weird hours due to my job and got off early one night. I wanted to surprise him and rushed home early to cook a nice dinner (I never cook) and make his favorite dessert. I have everything ready and he never shows up. I find this odd (obviously) and can not get him on the phone. He works in a lab so its hard to get reception. I decide to surprise him. Pack everything up and drive over to his work (10 min. away). First mistake. Second mistake..finding him fooling around with his co-worker in his office. Third mistake...It wasn't a woman.

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So Sorry!

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gloria

June 27, 2010

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yet again another down low brother LMAO

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theDigitalDad

June 20, 2010

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Ouch, what a mind fuck! Don't spend a bunch of money on therapy honey, you sound like a nice girl and face it if he was gay he didn't eat you with all the passionate abandon a woman of your quality and caliber deserves and needs. Wanna go to the movies this weekend?

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Michael

October 23, 2009

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wow, that sucks... :/

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stallion

October 22, 2009

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fucking right brother!

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Fred

October 22, 2009

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Best way to a man's heart, and all that.

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Amanda

October 22, 2009

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Men love food

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Fred

October 22, 2009

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Maybe the gay guy was a good cook. ;)

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