Aidyl

October 21, 2009 @ (Minnesota)

Tags: yes I'm crazy

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I dated this total loser for a few months and over time he moved in with me. he quit his job in october and announced to me that under MINNESOTA STATE LAW (some winter cold state law bullshit) I could not evict him into the cold. He was rude to my daughter, mean to my dog, ate all our food used all of our stuff, hogged the T.V. blah, blah, blah. So I stopped buying food and my daughter and I ate out every night. and locked our food in her room. He started going to his Ex's to eat. and started to hang out with her. When he stayed gone over night I put all his crap outside in the snow and changed my door lock. When I put all his stuff out I forgot to pack his VIAGRA. He called me yelling "I WANT MY VIAGRA" I told him he could pick it up the next day. I so had to know if the nail polish trick works so I said lets go to the casino for buffet lunch. I was flirty and said "hey I got a coupon for a free room, lets go up and fool around" He popped a pill on the way up to the room. We waited, he slapped it around, NOTHING. "dead as a door knob" after 45 minutes I said I was going to go get us some soda pop. I left him there. About 5 hours later I noticed his truck was gone from my drive way. about 3 weeks later I ran into the mutual friend that set us up in the first place. He told me that "he said he was in total erectile disfunction. He started going to church (pretty much a jesus freak) moved home with his mom and dad and is looking for a job.
I am not proud of tampering with his meds. But I feel great about how it all turned out.

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chico rush

January 15, 2010

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i wonder if a man came on this site and posted a story boasting about how he sterilized his ex-girlfriend, with poison,would his confidentiality be protected? probably not but then again there,s no true equality under the law anyway.even if this bitch was charged the only thing that would happen is that Gloria Alred would get on CNN and blame the victim and she'd get probation or a suspended sentence.and then maybe tory spelling could play her in the Lifetime movie about her

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kelly

October 26, 2009

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what is the nail polish and viagra trick?? BTW - great going on the freeloader... lol

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ed

October 26, 2009

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bitch

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Fred

October 23, 2009

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Also, none of that explains why you decided to intentionally trick him for your own amusement by inviting HIM out so you could fuck with his prescription medication. Very classy sweetheart, can't imagine how a high class gal like you could have ended up with a guy like that...

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Fred

October 23, 2009

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So...did you evict him? Also, I see you chose not to address the whole "letting some random guy move into your house with your young daughter" issue. Classy. Fun question: Where was he living before he moved in with you, and how long did you know him before that? I don't know why I bother to ask, since I seriously doubt you'd answer truthfully, I usually lie when I've done something stupid, so, you know...

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aidyl

October 23, 2009

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I did call the cops and was told I needed to evict hims . also as far as my daughter... The cop said "THERE IS NO LAW AGAINST BEING RUDE" to joe... No I don't need to marry a guy and take his money... I am one of the women that have their own income I don't ask anyone for anything. But I thought the law would help me...... No, the law is written in such a way that it helps the criminals. and by the way, I divorced once... I took nothing.... I even left him the house.. He lost it to the bank 2 years later. So joe, looks like you did the same as me. picked the wrong mate and got screwed.

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Joe

October 23, 2009

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for every one story like this there are ten that happen to guys. Throw in being totally raped in divorce court, another awesome part of being a guy, and you kinda get an idea of what its like to be a dude. Women think they own the world and can say, do whatever they want because they have a pussy. go cry on someone else's shoulder. Why don't you trick some rich guy who is looking for love, divorce him, take his house and do it again when you run out money. Fucking women.

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Fred

October 22, 2009

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Yea...way to endanger your child. Maybe you should think twice before letting some "TOTAL LOSER" move into your house, hm? Also, way to threaten his life and mental state with your vindictive nature. Oh, and seeing as how this guy wasn't a lawyer, chances are he was full of shit (there ARE homeless shelters, and that law sounds like 100% grade a bullshit to me), so if you get into this situation again (which it sounds like you will, since you learned nothing), just call the cops next time.

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Kaitlyn

October 21, 2009

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I agree..I have never heard of this trick. Can someone please explain it?

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uhh.. yeah

October 21, 2009

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Aside from this relationship being a model for everything that is wrong with our society (on both his and her part), I am confused about the "nail polish trick". Did she coat his pills with it? Wouldn't that straight up poison him?

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