Fred

October 13, 2009 @ (California)

Tags: cheating, whore

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I was dating a girl for about 3 years, and one night we go out to a fantastic bar with a poker buddy of mine whom I had known for about 2 years. Being young and at a bar, we get totally shitfaced, and head back to the hotel (too far to take a cab home). After continuing to drink for another couple of hours, I discover that the insides of my stomach have decided to make a break for it, and that I need to lie down and pass out.

I wake up 30 minutes later to breath on my ear and the sound of moans. It seems my girl is on the bed behind me (bonus, there are 2 beds in the room), and my "friend" is behind her, with one hand down her pants and one hand up her shirt. I decide to wait a bit, to see where this is going (and to prevent excuses later). After about 15 minutes, I hear whispering, which I can only assume is something like "Let's move to the other bed so we can fuck without waking him". At this point I alert them to the fact that I am awake and have been for some time, that they're both dead to me, I'm moving to Vegas the next day, and then I get dressed to catch the aforementioned cab (the one that was too expensive).

She starts crying, and this guy, this...unbelievable asshole, starts trying to play the mediator, "She's a good girl, she doesn't deserve this" and the like. I tell him to shut his fucking mouth, and proceed to walk to the elevator. He chooses to physically bar my way, and even grabs me by the arm to prevent me from leaving. I calmly inform him that if he doesn't let me go, I'm going to knock him the fuck out. He doesn't take me seriously. Now...I'm not a violent guy...but looking at the expression of "come on guy" on this bastards face snapped something in me, and I dropped him like the sack of shit he is and leave.

The thing about this that really irked me is this:
Really? REALLY? You're going to wait until I'm sick with liquor, and THEN betray me at my weakest? Contemptible.

Vegas is nice.

Vegas

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GO FRED!!

October 25, 2009

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Go Fred go! The guy deserved to have his lights punched out. And you deserve better than that ho girlfriend. Good for you!

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Fred

October 14, 2009

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If you read the entire thing, you would know that the thing that bothered me the most was the betrayal factor. Then again, some of us don't like to date sluts that want trains run on them. Let me know how that herpes is working out for you.

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Really?

October 14, 2009

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Really? All of you are shitfaced, your girl was probably really horny but you can't handle your booze and passed out. So she gets rubbed on by your drunk friend. You should have just been a man about and run train on her. Sounds like she wouldn't have minded.

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minty0

October 13, 2009

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54, you sir are an idiot

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54

October 13, 2009

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wow...some people marked this as funny? the internets sure are full of assholes...

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