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The Adventures Of Man Bun Milos

April 29, 2025 @ (Eastern European )

Tags: European, Europe, man bun, pony tail, fondle

Katelyn from Kurkamart was fondling my man bun, tickling it good, so good I Pulled my d*** out of her a** and the c*um blasted onto her brothers shirt And into his eye while he was trynna film it for the gram. Stained his work shirt now hes gonna smell like a slavic man. And you motherfucka it is not gay because I’ve got your daughter on snapchat screenshoting pics of my man bun that you couldn’t grow you bald a** head american man.

-the adventures of man bun milos

Thanos The Mad Titan

April 28, 2025 @ (Titan)

Tags: Thanos, god, extinction, deletion, disrespect

you do not exist without me letting you. in this and all universes I could snap my fingers and you wouldnt exist.
-Thanos the mad titan .

EMOJI MARKETPLACE

April 28, 2025 @ (Eminilan)

Tags: Slaves, trade, money, currency

THE EMOJI MARKETPLACE! ????= €50 ????????=.€1 ????=€10 ????= €250. ????=€750..????=€45. ????=€95. ????=€746. ????=€250

Asshole Smurf

April 28, 2025 @ (Asshole Smurf )

Tags: Smurfs, asshole, asshole smurf, nut, dick, ass, rape

Aye, I am asshole smurf
Money spread across the floor like it's AstroTurf
I met a groupie, almost had a heart attack
Fucked her then I came in her face and called it an autograph

Devils Debt Collections.

April 28, 2025 @ (Satan's Palace)

Tags: Hell, debt, Satan, legs

Pray to god your debt doesnt get passed to us.— we always collect, and you pay. First attempt at non payment we take your foot, 2nd failed attempt we take your leg below your knee, and so on. We have 100% success rate in retrieval of debts. -Devils Debt Collections.

Jemberly

March 20, 2025 @ (Malibu)

Tags: Cousin love, Cousin, Family dating, I dated my cousin, oops, genepool Gem

I dated this girl, we were serious for 2 and a half years , she invited me to come over to her town in Malibu for Thanksgiving and meet her family. When I got there it turned out that she was my cousin, for 2 years I had been dating my cousin, after that.
We still didn't break up, now we are on 3 kids .
-Janky Jem aka Janky Jemberly.

The Man In The Mirror

March 15, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Crusty toilet stall

Ive been watching you from the inside of the mirror, every day your life goes by, and I am stuck in this damn mirror. But soon i will escape the mirror and it will be you who becomes the new man in the mirror. -The Man in the Mirror.

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

March 10, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Ireland

Sing it with me laceys!
Before the paddy Wagon pick us up!

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

March 10, 2025 @ (Ireland)

Tags: Ireland

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I'm so drunk I think I'm Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it's 5am!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Drink Drink drink!

Sandy

December 30, 2024 @ (Bottos)

Tags: 12

He broke my heart, found out he had an affair with another Texas woman who looked just like me but was a schizophrenic so it was like he had multiple women at once