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Grace

November 03, 2009 @ (GA)

Tags: ga

My breakup story, not much of a way to breakup, but it sure was funny. I came home on Halloween night after being at my friend's party to find my boyfriend making out with his friend, his male friend. He had so much potential too, dammit john!

Alberico Chief

November 03, 2009 @ (Italy)

Tags: Alberico19

I went over to my gf's house cuz she said we needed to talk. I took the train cuz my car was broke. After we started talkin she admitted that she had been cheating on me over and over again with 2 different dudes. By the time we got done chattin the last train had left the station. I had no choice but to stay on her couch. Middle of the night I wake up and I'm all pissed off. I take my sock off (wore tube socks cuz it was cold), poop in it, and start hitting her with it (lightly...i'm no abuser) she gets pissed and throws me out, I run away giggling my little heart out.

damn skippy.

Tim

October 31, 2009 @ (NY)

Tags: ny

I'll keep this short... i got a call from jane. Jane is my Gf's best friend. She had jane break up with me for her. We're both juniors in college. I thought high school was over a long time ago. what kind of breakup is that? Happy freaking halloween... time to go get drunk

Ryan

October 28, 2009 @ (Tampa)

Tags: florida

I graduated not too long ago from a college up north. abbey wasn't able to move down here yet. we've been doing the whole LDR thing. I hate it, it just sucks! I had a few days off work so i ahead up there to visit for the weekend. it wasn't a long flight but when i wanted to take a lil nap before we went out for the day. her phone was on the coffee table and she got a text. I looked down and it says, hey babe... i had a great time, can't wait to see you again. stupid bitch. I tell you what, i could have gone apeshit!!! i didn't. i just asked who tyler was. her face went white. i went and stayed with my parents. the rest of the weekend. boy did she fuck up. there are so many girls in Florida... it's on

Jennifer

October 28, 2009 @ (Pittsburgh)

Tags: Pittsburgh, PA

This is a funny breakup and a worst breakup and a happy breakup all put together. I was seeing tom for close to 5 months. things weren't very serious but we were together alot. I have to admit the relationship was getting rocky. I'm not all the sure why or how, but it just did. We had dinner plans to meet up last friday. It wasn't a super nice place, but still i was excited. He was going to meet me there, and he was late. I was trying not to get angry, but my blood pressure was starting to rise. I see him walk in with someone next to him. He has this guy sit down at the seat across from me. "I think you two will get along much better then we do". Good luck hun. I wanted to throw my knife at him. who the hell does he think he is. I was kinda in shock, what just happened? the guy actually introduced himself as tom's co-worker. He ended up being a really cool guy, and we're going to see each other again. wow, couldn't have ever seen this coming.

Susan

October 27, 2009 @ (Dallas,Texas)

Tags: texas

I cooked my bf a nice dinner and drove over to his house. he wasn't expecting me, but i wanted it to be a surprise. Well upon arriving to his house, i walked in and caught him singing in a hairbrush to Brittney. I know its a shitty reason to breakup, but i like a real man.. not that kinda of man. lol

Greg

October 27, 2009 @ (Parma)

Tags: cleveland, oh

I was seeing girl #1 for close to 8-9 months. it wasn't completely serious, but we were hanging out alot. I was getting bored with her for some time now, but she is a cool girl. well my ex that i was completely in love with, the one that broke my heart just came back into town. we just happened to meet up and we hit it off again. I leave girl1 and started hanging out with my ex. we dated for a maybe 2 weeks and she left me again. sucks bad. I didn't end it bad with girl1, but i just had to try ya know?

Sadie

October 23, 2009 @ (Florida)

Tags: Football game

I left work early one day to meet my boyfriend so that we could go to a football game with his friends. I parked in the garage across from my work and he met me at the car. We are all excited and we go to turn the car on and we get nothing. I try to start it again and still nothing happens. All of a sudden my boyfriend totally freaks out that he has food in the trunk and his friends are waiting to eat. I tell him its not a big deal since they are in the box seats...they will live without a few hotdogs before the game. He completely freaks out and starts walking away. I ignore the freak out and call AAA while he is screaming that it is my fault the car wont start. We have a huge blow out and we just start screaming at each other in front of everyone whose trying to get home. He calls me a bitch and walks away. 2 hrs later no AAA guy and no boyfriend. I go across the street to a bar and get completely hammered...thank you red headed sluts! FINALLY the AAA guy comes to get my car. I call my boyfriend and hes still screaming at me telling me its my fault and that I better come pick him up after the game. I hung up the phone and the AAA guy looks at me and asks if he can buy me a drink. Turned out to be an awesome night and yes random sex with strangers does solve all your problems :)

Jessica

October 21, 2009 @ (New York)

Tags: NYC Breakup

So I had been dating this guy for 2 years...thought he was the one blah blah blah. We buy a house together and everything is going great. I work weird hours due to my job and got off early one night. I wanted to surprise him and rushed home early to cook a nice dinner (I never cook) and make his favorite dessert. I have everything ready and he never shows up. I find this odd (obviously) and can not get him on the phone. He works in a lab so its hard to get reception. I decide to surprise him. Pack everything up and drive over to his work (10 min. away). First mistake. Second mistake..finding him fooling around with his co-worker in his office. Third mistake...It wasn't a woman.

Aidyl

October 21, 2009 @ (Minnesota)

Tags: yes I'm crazy

I dated this total loser for a few months and over time he moved in with me. he quit his job in october and announced to me that under MINNESOTA STATE LAW (some winter cold state law bullshit) I could not evict him into the cold. He was rude to my daughter, mean to my dog, ate all our food used all of our stuff, hogged the T.V. blah, blah, blah. So I stopped buying food and my daughter and I ate out every night. and locked our food in her room. He started going to his Ex's to eat. and started to hang out with her. When he stayed gone over night I put all his crap outside in the snow and changed my door lock. When I put all his stuff out I forgot to pack his VIAGRA. He called me yelling "I WANT MY VIAGRA" I told him he could pick it up the next day. I so had to know if the nail polish trick works so I said lets go to the casino for buffet lunch. I was flirty and said "hey I got a coupon for a free room, lets go up and fool around" He popped a pill on the way up to the room. We waited, he slapped it around, NOTHING. "dead as a door knob" after 45 minutes I said I was going to go get us some soda pop. I left him there. About 5 hours later I noticed his truck was gone from my drive way. about 3 weeks later I ran into the mutual friend that set us up in the first place. He told me that "he said he was in total erectile disfunction. He started going to church (pretty much a jesus freak) moved home with his mom and dad and is looking for a job.
I am not proud of tampering with his meds. But I feel great about how it all turned out.