John Smitty

May 24, 2010 @ (neverland)

Tags: breakup, cat, pussy, death

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My girlfriend and I were on Skype having a serious talk about our relationship. She then grabs her cat and begins to choke it. She said the cat is a metaphor for our relationship and I had to convince her to stay in the relationship before the cat died. I tried to come up with a good reason, but the dying cat was distracting me. I told her to stop but she didn't listen. Apparently i didn't come up with a good reason quick enough because the cat died.

I really thought we had something together, but killing a small animal to prove a point really turns me off. There's a little part of me that thinks, if we didn't break up, that I would be next.

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Coke

August 18, 2010

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yeah k :D do hurry though, coudl you prehaps send the grim reaper as a warning for when i die, that would be lovely Valley, and oh i wonder what death you ahve in mind for me, hmmm ah well i'l wait and see.

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stef

August 14, 2010

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HAHAHAHAahahakajdhkjfcslkd that made my day..

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Ruth smith

July 29, 2010

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I hope you reported her.

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sped

July 12, 2010

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I smell bullshit.....

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valley smoker

June 25, 2010

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coke i just highlighted your name on the list

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Wally

June 25, 2010

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CALL THE AUTHORITIES. Fucking crazy bitches should be in a psych ward.

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Coke

June 25, 2010

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HAHAHAHAHA valley reeeeeeeal nice and i don't care if its fictional or not you got a wtf because your comment was out of order even if its fictional why would you wish death on someone?

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ashley

June 22, 2010

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wow can someone say neeeds mental hospital. if i were you i would have callled animal control or something. and maybe tell all her future boyfriends not to buy her an animal of any sort (:

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anonomous

June 18, 2010

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wow that was messed up i would have reported her for animal abuse instantly after breaking up man that was stupid and i agree that killing that innocent cat was just wrong!

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Valley Smoker

June 15, 2010

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so...some fictional guy's fictional girlfriend chokes a fictional cat over a fictional skype call to blackmail him into staying in a fictional relationship. and i'm the one that gets a WTF for a sarcastic comment? now i hope that you're number two right after john smitty

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