Bryan

September 25, 2009 @ (nowlans nigga)

Tags: nipples


So here's the score. I broke up like the rest of you lame asses, but then i thought I had a chance with my ex. I mean, it's like every story I've ever read. I should have known better, right? So, I took my ol' lady to the He Is Legend concert like she used to like, and guess what? She apparently doesn't like them any more. Gayer than AIDs right? Anyways, I guess girls like you for something, then break up with you for the same thing. I mean, what is so wrong with working nights? Tracy came up to me and straight said, "Fuck You" to me the last time I saw her. That's intense. I don't wear too much of that shit on me, but that one stuck. Her friends came up to me and told me that I'm the biggest asshole in th world. I mean, it's not too far off, but I've been trying. I don't know what to do. I can't sleep. I can't eat. I feel like the biggest GAY, ever. How does a female wreck you like that?? So, I was told to check this site out by my friend, and I thought that I would make up a story, but I just had the juices flow. I hope there are creepy chics out there that are reading this and ready to pounce. I mean, what the fuck is wrong with hugs? I don't even want a girlfriend. I'm never home and I never really have time, but a girl to spoon with on Sunday is my requisite for a girlfriend. Grr. I love venting on websites that are anonymous, syke. Anyways, this is probably the gayest thing I've ever done, but I will keep on venting and pretending like this doesn't matter to me.... but it does.


       


 

Comment on this breakup






tyrone

October 15, 2009


maybe you shouldn't be dating girls dude, based on the 5 times you said writing, girls not liking you, not eating, or sleeping etc was gay. sounds like you really don't want to be labelled gay


     


wtF?

October 14, 2009


this story = GAY


     


lies

October 14, 2009


your friend didnt recommend this website you really have no life


     


krdanon

October 13, 2009


Your name is Bryan. Your story is invalid.


     


hrwilliams

October 13, 2009


Also, any girl willing to "spoon with you on the weekend" is just going to want to be your girlfriend. Sorry. You can't be involved with another person without being affected in some way. Yeah, it's scary --- you're going to have to deal with that.


     


hrwilliams

October 13, 2009


Sounds like you feel a lot of pressure to be macho. I don't want to use the phrase, "Just be yourself," but man, you have a lot of insecurity to let go of. It's OKAY. Being bothered over something like this makes you HUMAN. Aj down there, he's got the same problem. Thinks he has to be an aggro bastard to be a man. Quit "pretending like it doesn't bother you" and face up to your emotions. All men have them, you know.


     


AJ

October 13, 2009


someone needs a hug?? someone needs some balls! tell that bitch to talk some shit again, and you'll come over there and fuckstart her face.


     


Richard Simmons

October 13, 2009


My God, man. Suck it up and move on. You're right, your post is GAYER than 7 dudes blowing 8 dudes. No wonder she hates your ass.


     


jake

October 13, 2009


i feel ya man. i feel ya...for real


     


Emily

September 28, 2009


someone needs a hug


     










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