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Betsy

December 04, 2009 @ (San. Fran.)

I've always been really close with all of my X boyfriends. I make this known before I start dating anyone because some guys seem to be intimidated by the fact that I can still be friends after a relationship. I took my boyfriend home for thanksgiving this year where of course some of my X's are from. We all went out to the bars and were having a good time. Apparently one of my x's claimed that he was still in love with me.( we are going on 7 yrs of friendship) I laughed it off, tequila makes you say stupid shit. My boyfriend didn't find it too funny.He told me its either him or the x's. He's been in my life for a year...they have been in my life since high school. I told him I loved him...he said that wasn't enough. I had to stop seeing my friends. He took a train home and still hasn't called me back. I am going back home for Christmas, should I hook up with my ex?

Jennifer

November 27, 2009 @ (Longview)

Tags: longview

Got an interesting call yesterday. My cousin dana told me that i need to come over. I get there and she's on plenty of fish. She pulls up a message from someone named, Mr_romance*****. Even though i'm pissed, i won't put him out there. anyhow, he sent a message to my cousin. It's was a typical dbag message from someone using an online dating site, nothing to juicy. We replied, and told him that he messages his gf's cousin. He couldn't even make complete sentences, excuse this and excuse that. Kind of a funny breakup story, I thought so? Maybe i should have sent him a facebook message and broke up with him. eh, one more loser down

David

November 24, 2009 @ (Ontario, Canada)

Tags: funny breakup, recent breakup, bad breakup

A couple of weeks ago I went in to write my Psychology midterm in one of the school's larger lecture halls. Everything started off fine: papers were handed out, I had all of my identification, I had actually put a couple of hours of studying into this test and I even brought my own pencil; what a glorious day. Sitting in the front row of this lecture hall I hear snickering starting from the back and then gradually making its way down towards me. Near the front of the class, I'm one of the last people to get the attendance sheet that everyone has to sign to prove they were actually there to write the test. At the top of the list I see my girlfriend's name and signature and, beside it, my name, with a simple message: "I can't do this anymore. It's over. Sorry." The best part? SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL.

Charlie

November 24, 2009 @ (america)

Tags: moulin, rouge, crying, movies, funny

I broke up with a girl because she started crying when I made fun of the movie "Moulin Rouge", saying that "making fun of the movie is like I was making fun of her". She'd never seen the movie.

Breeder

November 07, 2009 @ (Alabama)

Tags: Bitch

Well,
So, I dated this girl for about a year. Things were good and even though she was busy with grad school and work, and had a hecktic schedule, I still hung in there. I made sure when she ws with me that she felt appreciated and that I still loved her and supported her no mtter what. So one day, I am at Starbucks during my lunch break and who do I see walking out as I am parking my Car? My girlfriend with another dude. I wouldn't have cared so much if she hadn't told me she didn't have time to meet today cause she was so busy...anyway, I confront her later that night. She proceeds to tell me that she is an has been cheating on me for a month or so. This being the case I flip out and tell her to leave. I decide that everyone should have a second chance. I tried surprising her and had a candle lit dinner and classic nusic playing when she came over...and asked her to marry me. She started crying an I assumed tht meant yes...then she jerked her hand back, and said no!!!!!!! Needless to say, I was devistated. I hate her...still hate her, and always will hate her....fuck you for wasting my time...and posting our fucking story on you broke up how .com you bitch...you think this was fucking funny? your sick!

Grace

November 03, 2009 @ (GA)

Tags: ga

My breakup story, not much of a way to breakup, but it sure was funny. I came home on Halloween night after being at my friend's party to find my boyfriend making out with his friend, his male friend. He had so much potential too, dammit john!

Jennifer

October 28, 2009 @ (Pittsburgh)

Tags: Pittsburgh, PA

This is a funny breakup and a worst breakup and a happy breakup all put together. I was seeing tom for close to 5 months. things weren't very serious but we were together alot. I have to admit the relationship was getting rocky. I'm not all the sure why or how, but it just did. We had dinner plans to meet up last friday. It wasn't a super nice place, but still i was excited. He was going to meet me there, and he was late. I was trying not to get angry, but my blood pressure was starting to rise. I see him walk in with someone next to him. He has this guy sit down at the seat across from me. "I think you two will get along much better then we do". Good luck hun. I wanted to throw my knife at him. who the hell does he think he is. I was kinda in shock, what just happened? the guy actually introduced himself as tom's co-worker. He ended up being a really cool guy, and we're going to see each other again. wow, couldn't have ever seen this coming.

Realdeal

October 16, 2009 @ (Miami, FL)

Tags: florida

I got caught cheating. It wasn't like third person bs either. she straight up caught me. it was really funny because she made a huge scene. i was out eating with the other girl when this happened. it was around dinner time too so the place was pretty busy. she was like "HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THE CHEATER!!" she must have said cheater 50 times. haha. "DON"T LET ME INTERRUPT YOUR MEAL OF CHEATING" omg the shit was so funny. really this was like 5 full minutes, people were crying because they were laughing so hard. I haven't heard from her in a week, i'm assuming she doesn't want to work it out. haha

Dan

September 21, 2009 @ (Pittsburgh)

Tags: Pittsburgh

I was out on a guys night. we went to the southside to watch the game and hang. well... got a little drunk and ending up making out with a girl at that bar. Its was innocent, but i fucked up. well wasn't it awesome to find out that it was my GF's cousin.

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