Tags: New York
Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You see things around here are not as they should be, history comes to life here. You will find out soon enough newbie.
-Night at the museum.
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Tags: Music
The Timmy Acceptance band is going on a live tour this summer across America.
We are a Christian rock band from Maryland
Tickets are limited so buy now!
Buy now or go to Hell!
Tags: Rich, party, daddy, daddy's credit card, rich parents, retard, California
Guys, GUYS! Will someone do something about that dead hooker that's been floating face down in the pool for hours, when my dad gets home he is gonna go fucken bazerk
-About that party from last night.
Tags: Harry Potter, hogwarts, magic, Voldemort, Snape, fanfic
After all this fighting weve got one thing Voldemort doesnt have, a d*ck and balls. -Harry Potter 5.
Tags: Mother, Donna, mental health, mental , mental illness, Fuck family
Today my mother Donna flipped out because she wanted her $1 Popeyes fries free and thinks she deserved them from me.
17 hours later this psycho still going.
Tags: Middle school
I always had a crush on a few different girls.
Randi was cute — but slutty.
Iva was classy and quiet.
Celina was the most beautiful of the bunch.
YaYa was my fetish type.
Jessica was a Spanish delight.
Tags: Prison sex
Let me tell you about love , I was a shallow man going for hookers and nights at the strip club until I went to prison.
In prison you had to maintain relationships and it taught me a lot.
I've got 6 or 7 niggas that are now my bitch and I've had them for over a year now.
Prison is progress.
Tags: Venom, bar fight, dentist, teeth, fist, pain, comedy
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Can you count how many teeth you are missing once you hit the floor?
Do I need to ask again?
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Can you count how many teeth you are missing once you hit the floor?
Maybe you are missing 4, a second swing and it's possibly maybe more!
-Venomous Man Beast.
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