Brendan

October 14, 2009 @ (Melbourne)

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Yo,

I was dating this broad about six months ago for like 6 weeks. I broke up with her because she was getting in my way. For instance, I like to play about 3 hours of video games a night and she would always get upset about that. She would say things like, "Why don't we go out to eat?" or "Brendo, why don't you want to have sex instead of playing video games?"

Lol! What type of questions are these? Now I smoke bongs, play video games, eat pizza, and smash beers on the reg. WITHOUT some bird chirping in my ear.

Final Score: Brendo: 1 Dirty Birds: 0

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So Sorry!

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RealityCheck

December 04, 2009

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You are a complete knobhead. You'd wanna get cosy with the, er, computer games, loser 'cause that's all the action you're ever gonna get. Brendan: 0. For life.

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ed

October 26, 2009

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did she swallow?

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Calvin

October 24, 2009

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I someday wanna live the life you live.

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Furious D

October 15, 2009

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You are my new hero!

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Mizzle

October 15, 2009

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You Showed that skank Brendo. What, like you cant get a blowy while your gamin? that pigeon was holdin you back!

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Coyote

October 15, 2009

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Your favorite activities are smoking pot, eating pizza, playing 3 hours of video games a night, and you refer to yourself as "Brendo". I refuse to believe you've ever spoken to a girl without entering your daddy's credit card number on the telephone keypad first. Crawl back into your parents' basement, loser.

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A broad

October 14, 2009

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You know this story is fake, because any guy that spends 3 hours a nite playing video games, smoking pot, and eating pizza can't get a girlfriend that doesn't have a 'blow up hole'.

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tom

October 14, 2009

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scratch that las comment, you sir are a genius ;D

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tom

October 14, 2009

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You are a loser!!! lol. "gettin in my way"??? Anyone who calls girls "broads" and plays video games instead of having sex needs to rethink some things.

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