Cameron

October 13, 2009 @ (So. Cal.)

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I had known this girl for a while and always had a crush on her, but she ignored me for about a year until we finally started hooking up. We were actually starting to move towards a relationship when she decided one night to have a threesome with some other skank and my brother. Then, 10 minutes after she had the threesome she came into my room telling me she loved me and trying to have sex with me. I declined. Then to top it all off I wanted to get revenge by having sex with her friend, who is actually quite ugly but it was just the principle. And I just found out last night that her ugly friend is pregnant, keeping the baby, and I'm the father.

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Valley Smoker

June 27, 2010

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i hope you didn't just take this whore's word for it that you really are the father.you did get a real DNA test right?for the love of god find out either way before it's too late.if it's not yours and you find out too late the courts won't care and you'll end up supporting this little bastard till it's through college.NEVER TAKE A WOMAN'S WORD FOR IT WHEN IT COMES TO PATERNITY.CAUSE REMEMBER THEY HAVE RIGHTS AND CHOICES MEN ONLY HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES

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gloria

June 27, 2010

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LMAO THAT SHIT IS FUNNY THAT'S WHAT YOU GET MAYBE NEXT TIME DON'T AVENGE ANYTHING LET THE PERSON SUFFER ON THEIR OWN OH AND USE PROTECTION!!!!! BETTER HOPE THAT BABY DON'T TURN OUT UGLY SINCE YOU SAID IT'S MOM IS LOL

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dan

January 02, 2010

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lol...Danno

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danno

January 02, 2010

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because i commented befor i just got an email update about this post.i don't have anything new to add so again hahahahahaha....you suck

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Jeff

January 02, 2010

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you sir, just got owned

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danno

November 22, 2009

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hahahahahaha....you suck

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ed

October 26, 2009

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dumbass; keep the johnson wrapped at all time!

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dan

October 14, 2009

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wow man. pretty shitty turn of events. karma?

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Fred

October 13, 2009

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My friend, this is a situation in which not wrapping it up has gotten you the worst STD possible: Fatherhood. Also, a revenge fuck towards a girl you weren't even dating? What are you, 12?

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