Jimmy John

October 13, 2009 @ (Ohio)

Tags: Whore

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So I was talking to a girl day and night for about 6 months. SHe had previously liked my friend, but they didnt talk that often, and we talked just about every waking hour. We remained friends for a long time then came my birthday. I was supposed to go to the US Open, but instead stayed up too late talking to her and didnt wanna wake up when it came time to go. Well, to make it up to me she took me out and we finally hooked up. Interestingly enough, as soon as I left she called my best friend and hooked up with him too. ON MY BIRTHDAY. So me and my friend got together, told her to die, and lived happily ever after.

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John

October 22, 2009

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If you didn't suck in bed she wouldn't call someone else

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tim

October 13, 2009

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Your bud better stay clear of her...resist the temptation. Coz she will come a-knockin.

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