Patrick

October 13, 2009 @ (Maryland)

Tags: facebook, internet

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So I had this bitch of a girlfriend back in college, but I, being an easy going type of guy, always made excuses for her and we stayed together much longer than we should have. Anyway, we had decided to go see a concert one weekend. Now the Monday before the concert a friend of mine, who had been battling cancer for 3 years, passed away. The funeral was scheduled the day of the concert so I called my gf to explain that I can no longer go. She gets furious about how she already bought the tickets and it is to late to return them. The coup de grâce, however, was when she coldly stated "I don't see why his funeral is so important, you weren't even friends on Facebook." I dumped her there and then on the phone. Now the night before the concert she calls me again, asking me when I'll be there tomorrow for the concert. Confused, I repeated that our relationship was over and I wasn't coming. She, however, thought I was joking. To help her understand, I told her to log onto Facebook (something I rarely do) and I changed our relationship status right in front of her, saying "well it's on Facebook now so it must be true" and hung up.

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Quinta

February 11, 2011

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i think this is a very funny breakup. that girl seemed like a real bitch so i think she got what she deserved.

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urGFisAho

October 28, 2009

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shazam!

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Ingram

October 24, 2009

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What a fucking cunt bag bitch....funny...the breaking up on * was classic.

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goose

October 14, 2009

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there ya go. way to not be a bitch

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Jared

October 14, 2009

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kudos to you sir

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Brandon

October 13, 2009

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I'm sorry about your friend. You, however, are a hero and a god among men. MD represent!

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hrwilliams

October 13, 2009

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Ha! Dude, you rock!

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Faith Donaldson

October 13, 2009

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Thats horrible, I'm so sorry. What a bitch. Don't worry though someone that dense will suffer from the rath of Karma!

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