Mike Hawke's Breakup Story in Arizona - YouBrokeUpHow.com (uBUH)

Mike Hawke

December 24, 2010 @ (Arizona)

I am currently at my girl friends house, using her computer. Its Christmas Eve, and she's sleeping on the couch cause we just got done having sex all night. SO, here comes the break up!

She doesn't know but I have been sleeping with her secretary, Tiffany, for the last two months. We met at the Halloween party, and when I said I was giving "Randy" a ride home, I had actually taken Tiff back to our house and screwed her in our bed. (yes honey, on those sheets you bought in Italy.) Now you know why they smelled like Chanel, when you wear DKNY.

So, later when I leave this web page open, and tell you I'm going to the store for cigarettes and you begin to wonder why I don't come back and wont answer my phone, Its because I'm spending Christmas at Tiff's house and I'm dumping your Dean and Deluca gobbling fat ass!

By the way, Tiff says she's giving her notice and good luck finding a new secretary you "slave driving bitch".

Oh, and if you want to know the "why", remember how you said your career was more important than having kids or even me? Well, our baby (Tiff's and mine)is due in July and we will be expecting a gift! Good luck with that career thing! and MERRY CHRISTMAS! Ho Ho Ho.

Comment on this breakup

Sarah

December 25, 2010

wow thats really fucked up man...karma is a bitch and it WILL get you. thats not any way to break up with someone. its heartless bastards like you that should burn in hell. seriously. No on deserves to get treated like that or get broke up with from the computer!!! especially if you have a baby on the way you need to grow up a lot and realize right from wrong. ugh this makes me mad and i dont even know you people. i hope that tiffany girl breaks your heart the way you broke your current girlfriend.

jake

December 24, 2010

you mite think your on top of the world right now cuz your doin this to her, but eventually karma will catch up to your ass quick enjoy it now cuz what goes around comes around she might get hurt but shes gunna end up lookin down on you and your broad,,, Nuthin but heartless ignorant selfish pople that are startin to make this world, I pity all of you....MERRY CHRSTMAS=)

Taylor

December 24, 2010

WOW DO YOU FEEEL LIKE A MAN CAUSE YOU CAN PUT THIS ON A WEBSITE MY GOD GROW SOME BALLS AND DO IT IN PERSON.... HOPEFULLY YOUR BABY IF ITS A BOY WILL HAVE MORE BALLS THAN HIS DAD