Lil Fatty

November 10, 2010 @ (Cali)

Tags: Dirty Sanchez

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I went to Spencer's last week and saw this hilarious book entitled Dirty Sanchez Nation: The Ultimate Illustrated DICKtionary of Obscene Sex Terms. I had to get it, and being the pig that I am, at least try some of the terms with the chick I've been hooking up with. So I figured start off small. I've given her facials a few times, but this time I told her it was my fantasy to pee on her (golden shower p. 40). She was a little apprehensive at first but eventually let me do it in the shower.

The next night, we got into some really hot sex and I was nailing her form behind when I decided to do the Tony Danza (p 109). I asked her "Who's the boss?" They she turned her head back and said "what?". Then I smacked her in the face (lightly) and said "Tony Danza bitch!" Needless to say wasn't happy and threw me off.

She was kind of getting on my nerves lately and I kind of wanted her to break up with me so I figured I'd go for gold. A few days later we meet up and started to have make up sex (isn't it just fabulous). So I'm banging her from behind and I figured why not be a pig. I stuck my finger in her butt. She kind of liked it. But unbeknownst to her suddenly I discovered some nuggets. Oh yes, this was the grand finale. I pulled the finger out and reached around and gave her a shit stache to remember!

There she was - Dirty Sanchez in the flesh. I was officially the biggest asshole on the planet. She cursed me out and ran out. Haven't heard from her since. This book has got me messed up. But for some reason I can't put it down and stop laughing.

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Mike Hunt

November 01, 2012

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The reason why you can't put that book down is because you aren't banging any chick & doing that stuff, your're reading about it & dreaming of being such a stud. Haha! No one would sleep with you.

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cheap jersey

February 24, 2011

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*Stupid Spammer*

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Chico Rush

November 25, 2010

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why is it that castration/imasculation seems to be an acceptable response for women when they think that another woman's been wronged?

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yvette

November 24, 2010

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i think i would cut your d*ck off if i were the girl you fucked like that

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baby44

November 24, 2010

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:_( i cant get over the one who was supposed to be mine

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baby44

November 24, 2010

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:_( i cant get over the one who was supposed to be mine

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john

November 13, 2010

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Wow really. Ya know its guys like you that I would kick in the face. You have no respect for yourself or the women you are with. What would have been funny is if she came back in the middle of the night and vut your thing off. Then she would say who's the boss

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