Dan's Breakup Story in New York - YouBrokeUpHow.com (uBUH)

Dan

June 17, 2010 @ (New York)

me and my girl were together since high school. she played volleyball and soccer. i played football and baseball. we were homecoming king and queen. to all the guys that read this i know it sounds gay but its true. we were completely in love and whatever. then i had to go serve in the army. i had no choice, its a family tradition. we first broke up because long distance does not really work, but we wrote a lot and thought we should at least try to stay together. she said she did not want to have anyone else.. at the time.. then i found out from my best friend, kyle, that she was hooking up and having orgies almost every night. that did not sound like her so i asked her in my next letter. found out it was true.. so fucking pissed. i guess since i was gone she changed and missed me so much or something and had to be with other people.. which i think is bullshit. i came back to new york and hooked up with her best friend to get back at her. i ended up actually liking the best friend because i hooked up with her we talked. we went to Starbucks. then my original girl wanted me back. fuck that. me and her best friend are engaged right now. so yeah.. thats my fucked up life..

Comment on this breakup

sped

July 12, 2010

Dan, you're a dipshit. For one thing, you ought to have the balls to live your own life and not join the army because it's a family tradition. For another thing, the girl made no commitment to you not to fuck other guys -- so when she did you have no right to be pissed or surprised or sad or... And yet another thing -- what's up with this attempt to get back at her by fucking her friend? Get back at her for what? For being a single, unattached female who knew guys that wanted to bone her? Did they send you to Pussy School in the army? Meow

alex

June 22, 2010

it nice to know that there are some men in the army who still wait and try to make it work, maybe you could teach my ex some maners. congrats on the engagement though in the end you still win (:

Chico Rush

June 18, 2010

even though i'm geneticaly predisposed to hate you,because you were homecoming king and probably capitain of the football and baseball teams,i feel for you man.i think that women's studdies courses teach a seminar on how to fuck a guy over while he's on deployment.at least you found out now before you got married and she got half your stuff;and before you caught a disease from her.