Tim Tam's Breakup Story in Melbourne - YouBrokeUpHow.com (uBUH)

Tim Tam

May 25, 2010 @ (Melbourne)

My ex of 6 years is a stupid b***h...
She always likes to take control of situations. Well we went to Thailand a few months ago and of course she had to plan the trip from start to finish.
Well let me tell you she booked a "tour" with this shady looking guy.. Long story short I nearly lost my balls and she nearly got kidnapped.

I was sick of her stupid incompetent brain.. Useless woman so I told her it was over because she was way way to stupid for me.. To bad nice bod..

Cant have them both brains and looks.. But after a while who cares how they look you want someone you can talk to and have a proper conversation with... BUYA!!

Comment on this breakup

sped

July 12, 2010

The ex probably takes charge of things because you are too big of a pussy to do it yourself. What brand of tampon do you use?

Coke

June 15, 2010

LMAO! your poor balls, Must have been a really traumatic experience for them! i do hope they don't need therapy! XD BUT hahaha your story kinda was really easy to picture though i had the sims in my head why picturing it. O_o and for your Ex i had that blonde women from the scary movies movie. O_o and for you indiana jones, yeah you weren't wearing a cow boy hat by chance were you? :D

Chico Rush

June 02, 2010

what i took out of it was a vague account of a trip to thailand with only a casual mention of a shady tour opperator,kidnaping and ball removal.hearing about other guys almost losing their balls because of a woman just amuses me and i just happen to have seen an item on Discovery Channel about Neuticles(prosthetic dog testicles) that night.so add in a little too much beer and then A.B.C. 1.2.3. you can follow that line all the way to a sarcastic question.like David Lee Roth said "it ain't rocket surgery man"

Tim Tam

June 02, 2010

Im a bit disturbed that all you took out of that was wondering about my ball sack.. But ill elaborate if it helps you sleep tonight :o) She booked a tour to the border of Vietnam while in Thailand.. She did not check the route we were taking/ how long it would take/ or who exactly the guides were/ let alone if they spoke English... We ended up in a taxi for 6 hrs and the driver locked the doors and did not speak english. I had to kick open a door and bail pulling the idiot x with me. The driver tried to reverse back.. NOW WAIT FOR IT.. and stopped the car just shy of squashing my balls as i was laying on the ground. I hope that helps Chico.. I can send pics of my balls if thats all your really after!!

Chico Rush

May 25, 2010

i may regret wondering but how does her almost bein kidnapped and you almost losing your balls have anything to do with her being stupid?were your balls gonna be cut off by some nefarious thai thugs?do you have removable prosthetic ones like they have for show-dogs and she left them behind at the hotel?did she bet them in a crooked game of three card monte?enquiering minds want to know