Mark

April 20, 2010 @ (NC)

Tags: Puppycat

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I'd been seeing this girl for several days before I asked her to move in with my family and I. With 8 people in a split level what's one more, right?

She started acting distant at this point, in retrospect I assume this is when she broke up with me. I didn't realize, I'd assumed she'd prefer I move in with her and her meemaw. After I'd unpacked they got home and were all like, "PUH_LEASE!" I had a few doays to find somewhere else to stay.

They only took me for walks twice a day even if I had to use the bathroom more, overreacted to housefires with minimal damage, and weren't supportive or my painting- the house.

Finally I'd had enough, the polcie took me away. I told gramps to tell that skank it was over- and that I faked it EVERYTIME.

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D

April 30, 2013

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Are you a dog? I'm pretty sure you are a dog. This is definitely written from the point of view of a dog.

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gloria

June 27, 2010

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wow thats so messsed up but it's a funny story and cool you live in Nc so do i

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Brenna

May 18, 2010

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They took you for walks twice a day? It sounds like they were treating you like a dog! What the hell? I'm so sorry!

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anonymous

May 17, 2010

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wow i don't understand are you sayin they did not have a bathroom and that they treated you like a dog damn that is messed up no man deserves that.

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