Evangeline

January 07, 2010 @ (Colorado)

Tags: dummy, drunk, cheater

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When I was a Junior in college, I thought like couldn't get better! I was studying to be a volcanologist in Colorado, I worked part time as a tour guide in the fossils department in the local museum and volunteered at the public library. I was so happy. Then I met HIM. I was salting the side walks of the library in the middle of winter when a man wearing all black walked up to the library doors. All of sudden, he slipped on a thin, sheet of ice, falling flat on his bottom. I hurried over to help him up and I swear, the moment I looked into his eyes, I fell hard. Now I'm not the one to believe in love at first sight, but this man was an exception. He was at the library to meet his girlfriend. Yup, a bit of a dissapointment... But to my surprise, they broke up that day in the library. Since then, he would visit the library whenever I was there and we became close friends. So like fell into love and we were almost inseperable. We dated for about two years. We went through everything together. He was the lead singer in a band and I fulfilled my dream of being able to work with volcanoes. Yeah, I left some to go to different countries, but we were head over heels in love. Then one day, I came back from a trip and caught him in front of MY apartment making out with some redhead. I was FURIOUS! He tried talking to me and telling what all I'VE done wrong. He even said that I DON'T CRY. I said "Oh yeah? Well, boo fucking hoo, jerk." And pushed him out the door.

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Chico Rush

February 01, 2011

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no i'm pretty sure it's the former.she's just letting the evil volcano have a false sense of security and then WHAM!! right when it least expected it.they're going to make a movie about it the part of Evangeline is going to be changed to a male named Evan and be played by Arnold Schwarzeneger('cause you know...he needs a job now).the evil volcano volcano will be played by Wesley Snipes(when he gets out of jail he'll need to show his probation officer that he's ot a job)

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shaun

February 01, 2011

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* chico - i think the latter is true lol

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Chico Rush

January 31, 2011

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maybee her whole village got wiped out by an evil volcano and she's using her volcanologist knowlege to seek her revenge somehow.or maybee she missread the course catalogue and thought volcanology was sitting around watching a lot of star trek

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shaun

January 31, 2011

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a volcanologist? really?

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ex-girlrep

January 25, 2010

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GOOD FOR YOU! Ya know.. it sucks when it's the ones we fall hard for, but it sounds like you've moved on, and he was probably looking for an excuse to do some funky crap anyway.... twas a funny break up story. Thanks for sharing.

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Wow

January 11, 2010

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Sped SHUT UP ALREADY!

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sped

January 08, 2010

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Evangeline: You are a spoiled, self centered, 100% BITCH! You haven't told all the story, either. How much time did you spend away when you "left some"? I bet weeks at a time. So you get some cock while in town and then you leave him all alone. You didn't say if you cheated on him, but I'd expect that a spolied cunt like you is getting drilled regularly while in the foreign countries. Yeah, life couldn't be better. You get dick all you want and you have a puppy (oops...boyfriend) back home to play with when you feel like being around. You leave town and have your fun and he gets left behind. What do you expect him to do for weeks at a time, several times a year? You see him making out and blow your top. Was he cheating? Probably didn't ask. He told you what was bothering him in the relationship and you blow your top. You're just a cunt with ears. The guy is lucky you stopped the relationship. That gives him a chance to have a real girlfriend that will care about him and act like she cares about him instead of being all "me, me, me..." I doubt you will ever have a long term boyfriend or a husband unless you change you crappy attitude and learn that it's not all about you.

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