Tags: Messy breakup
My childhood crush would compare me to her exes, describe the sex she had with them, and one in particular (who was a ramp walk model) she'd say was a Greek god and wanted him to give her genetically perfect children. She would also sleep with my other childhood friends and cheated on me with my brother on my birthday.
Turned me into an anti-commitment person singlehandedly.
Stay single people!
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