Still Pretty.

November 24, 2009 @ (California)

Tags: hypocrisy, ldr

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My ex lived in Oregon. I live in California. So I was exstatic for his four-day visit. And all seemed to be going well... until he started having problems in the sack and we started fighting.

He broke up with me the last day of his visit, citing distance as the factor. I found out later in a forwarded email that he thought I was too ugly for him.

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realman

November 30, 2009

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You sound fat.

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skyli

November 29, 2009

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*spam-removed*

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JohhnyDamage

November 24, 2009

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Wow sped, nice spelling. I'll assume you're retarded.

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sped

November 24, 2009

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First, you can't spell so that means you are stupid. Second, it sounds like you are homely at best or eben downright ugly. His problems in the sack probably were caused by him trying hold down his vomit from sleeping with you or sticking his johnson in your skanky cooch. So he got a little pussy in the 4 days, decided you were too ugly even for a booty call, and dumped your ass. Sucks to be ugly and alone in California, doesn't it?

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