Laine

November 07, 2009 @ (Arizona)

Tags: failed engagement

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I was dating this guy for about a year. I wasnt really into the relationship toward the end as much as he was. I was working full time and going to grad. school, so my schedule was really hectic and I didnt have much time to see him. I had tried to break up with him a couple of times, but he had always talked his way back into the "relationship". I thought the best way to break up was to start seeing someone else. He would get pissed and leave...we'll he got pissed but didnt leave. The next night (after he found out) he said that we needed to talk. I was almost excited because i figured he was going to break it off. I went over to his apartment after class. I walk into a candlelit dinner set up with romantic music playing. He walks out all dressed up and says "the past is the past. I want our future to start today" drops to one knee and pulls out a gorgeous Tiffany's ring. I start crying fully aware that I am a horrible person. He takes that as a yes and starts to put the ring on my finger. I had to jerk back, say how sorry I was and walked out of the apartment. The worst part was that his mother called me for 2 weeks straight telling me how awful I was and that I am going to end up alone.

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jb

June 08, 2010

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um...the best way to break up with someone is to get in another relationship? That was cruel. Try telling the guy the truth and being firm with it next time. You caused this dude unnecessary pain, and not to mention dragged another guy into the matter that you probably didnt want to date anyway. You dont "force" someone to break up with you. Thats cowardly. You do it yourself.

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DaMan

January 26, 2010

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This is funny shit...

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jimely

November 29, 2009

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*spam-removed*

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sped

November 17, 2009

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this is funny..dueling posts! The girl is the winner here. The guy is a real pussy. Hats off to the girl for not puking every timem she saw this pussy's face. The bf makes my stomach turn...I think I'm going to go barf now. And the girl probably is a shameless cunt, but she's looking out for herself and she really neede to dumb that pussy

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BaMmAsS

November 08, 2009

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Now this is just gettin juicy keep it comin- both of you, let it all out we wanna hear it!

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Paine

November 07, 2009

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"I thought the best way to break up was to start seeing someone else." Seriously?

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Paine

November 07, 2009

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"I thought the best way to break up was to start seeing someone else." Seriously?

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Breeder

November 07, 2009

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Your right...fucking the mayor and town judge in the VIP helped pay for those law classes, and oh what was the other one? ETHICS?

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Laine

November 07, 2009

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I am the BEST lay you ever had and you couldn't keep me. AND that is a total lie. I worked there to help pay for grad. school you fucking scum bag. TRY paying for ONE thing without daddys fucking help and MAYBE you will understand what it takes to pay off student loans and debt. FUCK you.

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Breeder

November 07, 2009

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Look...heres a word of wisdom to anyone on here thinking of dating a stripper...they are all fucked in the head! trust me...either daddy didn't pay them enough attention or uncle Bob tweaked their tit and mentally fucked them up at a young age...either way avoid the headache, and if its dating you want stay away, but a good lay ...play away!

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