Maximilian's Breakup Story in Arizona - YouBrokeUpHow.com (uBUH)

Maximilian

January 25, 2011 @ (Arizona)

To MaryAnn, and the rest of you! Thanks for the link to this site, but none of this is news to me; between Facebook and MySpace, I know all the crap you sneaky little twits are always pulling on each other. Nice to see how much office time you people waste on the internet when you're supposed to be making me money!

Jessica killing herself may have been tragic. But, we all knew her clock was wound a little too tight for the corporate world so it was probably just a matter of time before she cashed in her chips anyway.

As for Tiff's little deception, well, I require an aggressive attitude by my salespeople. Those who succeed in this world are those who are willing to do whatever it takes to win! Not only do I admire her grit, but also her unconventional tactics. I will probably give her a raise! Mary, you should spend more time reading Sun Tzu, and a hell of a lot LESS time meddling in other peoples private affairs!

NOW, all of you assholes GET BACK TO WORK, before I fire the lot of you!

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the warlock

January 18, 2012

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MaryAnn Summers

March 19, 2011

Hey Max, Since you love us to fuck around on the internet on YOUR time so much,, I just used your Facebook account to notify all your friends that you are a FUCKING PEDOPHILE! BTW I QUIT!! you goddamn British ASSBAG!