You Broke Up How?

Barry

November 29, 2009 @ (Wisconsin)

Tags: josh christina

So i just found this website today and want to share what i found on facebook. This is the conversation from the now exs: Girl: Is single... And cold... Boy: you wouldn't be single if Maybe if you didn't disrespect people and admitt when you were wrong you wouldn't be sleeping in your car in a cub foods park. Girl: Loves her new black eye from her now ex. Random Friend: If he did anything why in the world would you post it on facebook, are you nuts you kicked him as hard as you could in the leg, so he pushed you, seriously, Josh is not 100 % to blame here Girl: Yeah dont you get im trying. He holds my belongings hostage then cries for me to never leave. Im leaving Girl:ye so i swung at him for being such a prick and he punched me in the face so i threw a drop of water on him and he kicked me in the stomach. Random Girl: Christina has beat him several times and he did nothing because he DOES NOT hit woman but this was the last straw for him and all he did was push her cuz she hit him several times.....There is more but this is the best of it...i'm guessing its over

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Jennifer

November 27, 2009 @ (Longview)

Tags: longview

Got an interesting call yesterday. My cousin dana told me that i need to come over. I get there and she's on plenty of fish. She pulls up a message from someone named, Mr_romance*****. Even though i'm pissed, i won't put him out there. anyhow, he sent a message to my cousin. It's was a typical dbag message from someone using an online dating site, nothing to juicy. We replied, and told him that he messages his gf's cousin. He couldn't even make complete sentences, excuse this and excuse that. Kind of a funny breakup story, I thought so? Maybe i should have sent him a facebook message and broke up with him. eh, one more loser down

David

November 24, 2009 @ (Ontario, Canada)

Tags: funny breakup, recent breakup, bad breakup

A couple of weeks ago I went in to write my Psychology midterm in one of the school's larger lecture halls. Everything started off fine: papers were handed out, I had all of my identification, I had actually put a couple of hours of studying into this test and I even brought my own pencil; what a glorious day. Sitting in the front row of this lecture hall I hear snickering starting from the back and then gradually making its way down towards me. Near the front of the class, I'm one of the last people to get the attendance sheet that everyone has to sign to prove they were actually there to write the test. At the top of the list I see my girlfriend's name and signature and, beside it, my name, with a simple message: "I can't do this anymore. It's over. Sorry." The best part? SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL.

Omar Zavala

November 24, 2009 @ (Monterrey, Mexico)

Tags: phone, planned

We started arguing via IM because I was being different; she said she must be first in my list of priorities being my friends beside her. So, I decided to stop talking to her and not logging in to Messenger. After one week of not talking to each other she called to my house saying that it's over. I just wanted she to dump me; she wanted to commit suicide one year ago so this was the best way of getting rid of her.

Johnny

November 24, 2009 @ (Horsham)

Tags: crack, hemorrhoids

One night, my 21 year old ex-girlfriend let me hang out and drink with the boys so she could go hang out with her "girls". After not hearing from her for 3 days, she called asking me to pick her up from a strange apartment 15 miles away from our place. It turns out, she went on a wild crack-cocaine binge and then took a bunch of xanax to help herself sleep and was out of touch for days. Being overwhelmed with the discovery of her newly discovered addiction and possible infidelity, I punched and kicked our bedroom door until it was broken into splinters. Unphased by the violent outburst, she pulled down her pants in the bathroom, bent over weeping and asked if I thought she had hemorrhoids.

I assume she got them from being constipated from all the drugs; Her mom picked her up later that afternoon.

Amanda

November 24, 2009 @ (cali)

Tags: cali

I got dumped over a "facebook" message, how shitty of a breakup is that... I'd never would of thought he was that kinda guy

Tim

November 24, 2009 @ (London)

Tags: london

i'm not sure what happened, she texted me it's over

Really?

November 24, 2009 @ (California)

Tags: cowardice

He broke up with me over the phone. He lived two minutes away.

Still Pretty.

November 24, 2009 @ (California)

Tags: hypocrisy, ldr

My ex lived in Oregon. I live in California. So I was exstatic for his four-day visit. And all seemed to be going well... until he started having problems in the sack and we started fighting.

He broke up with me the last day of his visit, citing distance as the factor. I found out later in a forwarded email that he thought I was too ugly for him.

Sean

November 24, 2009 @ (Minnesota)

Tags: Video, Camera

Things had been going rough for a while and I could tell we weren't going to last long. I guess she felt the best way to break up with me would be to send her best friend to my house. Lucky me, getting to answer the door with a video camera in my face and her friend saying, "She wants to break up with you." But I guess I got the last laugh. Now, two years and ten different sex buddies later, she's known as that girl with the huge vagina.